Sam Sparks quotes

View Quote Flint, this is amazing! And designing the ice cream to ac****ulate into scoops? I don't know how you're gonna top this!

View Quote Thanks, Patrick. Okay, everyone, you're not going to believe this one, but I'm standing in the middle of a burger rain. You can have seen a meteor shower, but you have never seen a shower "meatier" than this. For a town stuck eating sardines, this is totally manna from heaven.

View Quote Well, those cheeseburgers we're only the beginning because a breakfast system is on its way to Swallow Falls. My forecast? Sunny... side up.

View Quote Now that's what I call, poultry in motion.

View Quote I scream, you scream, we all scream for Flint Lockwood's latest tasty town-wide treat, with flurries of frozen fun on what the mayor declared to be an ice cream snow-day. He'd also like invite everyone in the world to catch a cruise liner and come on down this Saturday for the grand opening of Chewandswallow. A town that is truly a la mode! With today's scoop for the Weather News Network, I'm Sam Sparks!

View Quote When I was a girl, I wore a ponytail, had glasses, and I was totally obsessed with weather. Other girls wanted a Barbie, I wanted a Doppler Radar Turbo 2000. But all the other kids used to taunt me with this lame song. It wasn't even clever. So, I got a new look, gave the sciencey smart stuff, and I was never made fun of again.

View Quote Water goes in the top, a food hurricane comes out the bottom.

View Quote Anybody order pizza?