Doug quotes

View Quote Coglan's Law: Never show surprise, never lose your cool.

View Quote The luck is gone, the brain is shot. But the liquor, we still got.

View Quote Beer is for breakfast, 'drink or be gone.

View Quote You see, there are two kinds of people in this world, the workers and the hustlers. The hustlers never work and the workers never hustle and you my friend, are a worker.

View Quote Well you wait 'till you've given them crabs. Then you'll really know hatred. Anything else is always something better." "A bartender is the aristocrat of the working class." "A man will always be judged on the amount of alcohol he can consume. And a woman will be impressed, whether she likes it or not." "Coughlin's Diet: ****tails and dreams." "Never tell tales about a woman, she'll hear you no mater how far away she is." "Never show surprise, never lose your cool." "There are two kinds of people in this world, the workers and the hustlers. The hustlers never work and the workers never hustle." "The luck is gone, the brain is shot, but the liquor we still got." "Bury the dead, they stink up the joint." ...And as for the rest of Coughlin's Laws, ignore them. The guy was always full of Sh*t.