Coneheads quotes

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Beldar Conehead
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Prymatt Conehead

View Quote Gorman Seedling: You just can't talk religion with some people!

View Quote Highmaster: Let it be written... are you writing this?

View Quote Ronnie: [seeing Connie eat] Whoa! My mother is the only one who could take a sandwich like that.

View Quote Beladr: It is time for mid-day cessation of activities for carbo-protein intake.
Otto: Yeah, sure. Take a lunch break.

View Quote Beldar Conehead: AAAHHHH, SENSO RINGS! Where did you GET THOSE?!
Connie Conehead: Under your bed?
Beldar Conehead: UNACCEPTABLE! YOUR CONE IS TOO YOUNG! Get up! You are coming to Remulak RIGHT NOW!
Connie Conehead: I am staying with Ronnie!
Beldar Conehead: Maintain low tones. Impossible! Undesirable! Inadvisable!

View Quote Beldar: An owner's manual to a Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable.
Highmaster: Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable?
Beldar: A personal conveyance named after its inventor, an assassinated ruler, a character from Greco-Roman myth, and a small furry mammal.
Highmaster: Ah.

View Quote Beldar: You look handsome, yet uncomfortable in your pubescent ceremonial garb.
Ronnie: Yeah... You mean my tux, right?

View Quote Eli Turnbull: Excuse me, sir, but should they be in fact, creatures from another planet, isn't that the Air Force's responsibility?
Gorman Seedling: If they're just visiting, sure... but the minute they try to work here, they're mine!

View Quote Gorman Seedling: Do you agree that the world is headed for a terrible calamity?
Beldar Conehead: Most definitely. In fact, I have direct, personal knowledge that this is so.
Eli Turnbull: Great, may we come in?

View Quote Otto: Beldar, you tryin' to tell me you don't got a social security number?
Beldar: Correct.
Otto: Why not?
Beldar: I am an illegal alien.
Otto: I knew you were too good to be true! Every time I make some money, this happens!

View Quote Prymatt: Perhaps you and Larry will join us for the consumption of mass quantities this weekend. We will ignite our new flame pit and char some mammal flesh for you.
Lisa: That sounds like fun. I'll make coleslaw.
Prymatt: Ah, coleslaw. We will enjoy it.

View Quote [about being stranded on Earth] When the High Master hears of this, he will surely cut off my plargh and hand it to me.

View Quote [about waiting on his car repairs] Very well. What choice do I have? It is as if you have seized me at the base of my snarglies!

View Quote [going into labour] My plubar has broken,....the birth spasm has begun.

View Quote [to Connie, after coming back to Earth] It is not everyday a father can give the world to his child.