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[To a couple who pitched a train-spotting themed wedding]
Antoni Clarke: I understand that you came here today hoping to win a house; it isn't going to happen. Goodbye.
Trainspotter Groom-to-be: [Slightly indignant] There's three changes between here and Bridport...
Antoni Clarke: Well, I'm sure you ****ing loved that. You love a train!


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