Conspiracy Theory quotes

39 total quotes

Alice Sutton
Dr. Jonas
Jerry Fletcher
Others

View Quote That guy is a restraining order waiting to happen. It's like he has a problem with the world.

View Quote They, they start when you're young, you know, in school. They Baden-Powell all the boys and-and they Betty Crocker all the girls!

View Quote This will put my words in your mouth. [while drugging Jerry]

View Quote We've been looking for you for a long time, Jerry.

View Quote Websites, newsletters, uh, self-published manifestos... they think we're kooks!

View Quote Why is this thing safe for me and not for my keys?

View Quote You ever wonder about these militia groups? Survivalist-type kooks on the right wing side? They say they're defending the country from U.N. troops. These guys are yelling so loud, my theory is that this is a conspiracy, pal -- they ARE the U.N. troops, and they're in place. The infrastructure's ready, it's a faith accompli. When the time comes, they'll just take over and we'll all be toast.

View Quote You know what they put in the water, don't you? Fluoride. Yeah, fluoride -- on the pretext that it strengthens your teeth! That's ridiculous. You know what that stuff does to you? It weakens your will, destroys your capacity for free and creative thought, and makes you a slave to the state!

View Quote You're after a man with no nose, not me! Not me!