John Constantine quotes

View Quote Angels and Demons can't cross over into our plane. So, instead we get what I call half-breeds. The influence peddlers. They can only whisper in our ears. A single word can give you courage, or turn your favorite pleasure into your worst nightmare. Those with the demon's touch and those part angel, living alongside us. They call it the balance. I call it hypocritical bullshit.

View Quote [flips off demon] For your boss.

View Quote [whispering into the ear of a possessed girl] This is Constantine. John Constantine, asshole.

View Quote [speaking to God] I know I'm not one of your favorites, and I'm not welcomed in your house, but I could use a little attention, please.

View Quote [Constantine traps a spider under a cigarette-smoke filled glass] Welcome to my life.

View Quote Heaven and hell are right here, behind every wall, every window, the world behind the world. And we're smack in the middle.

View Quote You don't need His protection. It'll be just like the old days.

View Quote [as Midnite holds him up against a wall] Is this neutral? Bullshit! You're the only one playing by the rules Midnite. And while you've been imitating Switzerland, people are dying. [Midnite lets him slump to the ground] Two hundred dollar shirt, by the way.