Cool Runnings quotes

70 total quotes

Irv Blitzer
Multiple Characters
Sanka Coffie
Yul Brenner

View Quote Oooh, the back is nice!

View Quote Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, its bobsled time! COOL RUNNINGS!

View Quote What I am saying to you, is that you are the kind of club-toting, raw-meat-eating, Me-Tarzan-You-Jane-ing big bald bubblehead that can only count to ten if he's barefoot or wearing sandals.

View Quote I'm freezing my royal Rastafarian nay-nays off!

View Quote Nobody had that much fun in a sled since Santa Claus.

View Quote I'm feeling very Olympic today, how about you? [Soviet team and other participants look at him]

View Quote All I'm saying, mon, is if we walk Jamaican, talk Jamaican, and is Jamaican, then we sure as hell better bobsled Jamaican.

View Quote Don't touch me!

View Quote You're going nowhere, Sanka, and you're thrilled to death about it.

View Quote Our Father, who art in Calgary, Bobsled be thy name. Thy kingdom come, gold medals won, on Earth as it is in Turn Seven. With Liberty and Justice for Jamaica and Haile Selassie. Amen.

View Quote Just shut up, Sanka. Now maybe you haven't noticed, but we aren't exactly winning any popularity contests here. They hate me; they hate you; they hate us! Now if we're even gonna think about qualifying, we're each gonna have to sit down and take a nice deep look inside. I didn't come all this way to get my butt whipped! As a matter of fact, now that I'm here, I thought I'd do a little whipping of my own! Good night, gentlemen!

View Quote All right, Derice. Let me lay out some difficulties for you. Snow: you don't have any. It's nine hundred degrees out there. Time: you don't have any. The Olympics are in three months. And me: you don't have me. As far as I'm concerned, the sport of bobsledding no longer exists. I don't want to do it, I don't want to coach it, and most of all, and I mean most of all, I don't want to be within two thousand miles of anybody who does. Now did you follow all that?

View Quote What's the matter, you guys cold? It's not so much the heat but the humidity that will kill you.

View Quote Oh, yeah, just one little drawback to this delightful winter sport. The high-speed crash. Ooh! That hurt. Always remember, your bones will not break in a bobsled. No, no, no. They shatter.

View Quote Whether you win or lose a bobsled race, it's all about right here, the push-start! And this is where you're gonna learn about the push- start, is right here in a Volkswagen!