Cool World quotes

View Quote Frank Harris: Hey, sexy.
Lonette: It's the man with the badge.
Frank Harris: In the flesh.
Lonette: Don't remind me.
Frank Harris: How can I help it? What are you doing to me? You're messing me up.
Lonette: Oh, honey, you're tense. It's Holli again, isn't it?
Frank Harris: Yeah, Miss Holli Would-if-she-could. That dame. You heard anything?
Lonette: Now you know I don't listen to that sleazy cow.
Frank Harris: Don't. Just don't.
Lonette: But why?
Frank Harris: Because we can never finish it, Lonette. It's frustrating. I'm like a plug without a socket, you know?

View Quote Jack Deebs: I'm a cartoonist. I drew all this. I have visions. I translate this.
Frank Harris: You do nothing, man. This place exists with or without you. You believe me, right? I'm not one of your creations.
Jack Deebs: Right. You're not pretty enough.
Frank Harris: Good one. Have a seat.

View Quote Lonette: So did you do it while you were back there in the real world? Did you do it while you were real? Do you ever think about going back there so you can?
Frank Harris: There's no reason now.
Lonette: Well, then, we're just going to have to stop pretending now, aren't we?

View Quote Nails: Halt! Halt, in the name of the law! Halt, I say!
Holli Would: [now human, proudly smiling] Well, howdy, Nails. As you see, there have been some changes around here.
Nails: You are a bio-morphic menace! I forbid you to take one step out of the Cool World.
Holli Would: You eight-armed ink spot. Who do you think you're dealing with? I'm real.
Nails: You made it with a noid, you don't know what you are! Mark my words, girlie-pie! You leave here and it is trouble for you too!
Holli Would: I'm leaving, pencil-dick. You just try and stop me!
Nails: No! Don't do it! Don't do it, girl!

View Quote [Lonette sees Frank dead. She starts crying]
Nails: [off-screen] He didn't make it. I'm sorry.
Lonette: Oh, Frank, honey! No, please! Oh, no, please, you can't leave me! [she keeps crying] Who killed him, Nails?
Nails: He was pushed off a building.
Lonette: [off-screen] Who pushed him?
Nails: Holli Would.
Lonette: [on-screen stops crying] Holli Would? That bitch! [she keeps crying] Nails, was she a doodle when she aced him?
Nails: Yeah! So WHAT?!
Lonette: So what? [off-screen] Oh! So what? Well, what happens to noids who traffic in the Cool World, Nails, when they get killed by a doodle? They become a doodle themselves.

View Quote Be nice.

View Quote Can't let the neighbors push us around can.

View Quote Don't you get it? They're real. When they touch someone, they feel it. When they taste something, they REALLY taste it. And when they are... With a man! Woo!

View Quote I know that movie by heart. The girl gets everything by the end of it everything she every wanted.

View Quote I'm made of ink, but I'm no dream.

View Quote Let me tell you something about over there. It hurts over there. It's lonely over there. It's a war over there. They got 8 million ways for you to die on and they're all permanent. This is real for me, this with you. If I want to stay with you, I gotta go back.

View Quote Noids do not have sex with doodles. Right? Noids do not have sex with doodles!!

View Quote Well, howdy, Nails. As you see, there have been some changes around here. [Nails: You made out with a noid, you don't know what you are! Mark my words, girlie-pie! You leave here and it is trouble for you!] I'm leaving, pencil-dick! You just try and stop me!

View Quote You do nothing, man. This place exists with or without you. You believe me, right? I'm not one of your creations.

View Quote You know, sweetheart, you look good in flesh. It's almost a shame I gotta take you back. You are going back, you know?