Crazy Rich Asians quotes

View Quote [to Rachel] She just think you're some like unrefined banana. Yellow on the outside, and white on the inside.

View Quote Chinese sons think their moms fart Chanel No. 5.

View Quote God forbid we lose the ancient Chinese tradition of guilting your children.

View Quote I chose to help my husband run a business and to raise a family. For me, it was a privilege. But for you, you may think it's old-fashioned. It's nice you appreciate this house and us being here together wrapping dumplings. But all this doesn't just happen. It's because we know to put family first, instead of chasing one's passion.

View Quote I'm so Chinese I'm an econ professor with lactose intolerance.

View Quote It was never my job to make you feel like a man. I can't make you something you're not.

View Quote Rachel, these people aren't just rich, okay. They're crazy rich. Look, there's new money all over Asia. We got the Beijing Billionaires, the Taiwan Tycoons. But the Young family, they're old money rich. They had money when they left China in the 1800s. [pointing to a globe] And they went all the way down here. Not there. Here. They came to Singapore when there was nothing but jungle and pig farmers. There was a snake here, eating an apple. You know what I mean? And they built all of this. Now, they're the landlords of the most expensive city in the world. They're so posh and snobby, it's snoshy!

View Quote You kind of look like a slutty Ebola virus.