Captain Frank Ramsey quotes

View Quote Yeah, horses're fascinating animals. Dumb as fenceposts but very intuitive. In that way they're not too different from high school girls: they may not have a brain in their head but they do know all the boys want to **** 'em.

View Quote I expect and demand your very best. Anything less, you should have joined the Air Force.

View Quote I don't trust air I can't see. Smoking a cigar

View Quote All I ask is that you keep up with me. If you can't, then that strange sensation you'll be feeling in the seat of your pants will be my boot in your ass!

View Quote What'd you think, son? That I was just some crazy old coot, putting everyone in harm's way as I yelled "YEE-HA!"?

View Quote We're here to preserve democracy--not to practice it.