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Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: [just before leaving curator's office, he notices a painting] Who painted this?
Curator: Pablo Picasso.
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: I'm a drinkin' man myself, but I've never been *that* wasted.
Curator: Pablo Picasso.
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: I'm a drinkin' man myself, but I've never been *that* wasted.
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Miss Mathis: Your son says that you're a hunter, and that you hunt and kill crocodiles.
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: Aw, geez he should know better than that, Crocodiles are protected. I don't kill them, I catch them alive.
Miss Mathis: [amazed] Oh!
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: Don't you worry. There'll be no more fibs.
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: Aw, geez he should know better than that, Crocodiles are protected. I don't kill them, I catch them alive.
Miss Mathis: [amazed] Oh!
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: Don't you worry. There'll be no more fibs.
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Sue Charleton: So did he behave?
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: Oh, yeah he was no trouble.
Sue Charleton: Not you. I was talking to Mikey!
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: Oh, yeah he was no trouble.
Sue Charleton: Not you. I was talking to Mikey!
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The Wendy's Girl: Welcome to Wendy's. How may I help you?
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: Good evening, Wendy!
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: Good evening, Wendy!
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Do people like rats here?