The Crow quotes
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T-Bird
Tin Tin
Top Dollar
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Albrecht: Oh great! Great! Guy shows up looking like a mime from hell and you lose him, right out in the open. Well, at least he didn't do that 'walking against the wind' shit. I hate that.
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Albrecht: So many cops, you'd think they were giving away donuts!
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Detective Torres: Don't any of your street demons have real grown-up names?
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Detective Torres: I've got a goddamn vigilante killer out there knocking off s**** bags left and right, and you're covering up for somebody.
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Gideon: Goddamn creatures of the night. They never learn
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Albrecht: Police! Don't move - I said don't move!
Eric: I thought the police always said "Freeze."
Albrecht: Well I am the police and I say "don't move" Snow White; you move, you're dead.
Eric: And I say I'm dead; and I move...
Eric: I thought the police always said "Freeze."
Albrecht: Well I am the police and I say "don't move" Snow White; you move, you're dead.
Eric: And I say I'm dead; and I move...
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Albrecht: You Sarah?
[Sarah nods]
Albrecht: Yeah, look. Your sister-- She's gonna be okay.
Sarah: She's not my sister. Shelly just takes care of me. She's my friend. Her and Eric. You lied to her about Eric.
Albrecht: Look, I had to.
Sarah: And you're lying to me about Shelly. She's gonna die, isn't she?
[Sarah nods]
Albrecht: Yeah, look. Your sister-- She's gonna be okay.
Sarah: She's not my sister. Shelly just takes care of me. She's my friend. Her and Eric. You lied to her about Eric.
Albrecht: Look, I had to.
Sarah: And you're lying to me about Shelly. She's gonna die, isn't she?
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Detective Torres: Who's the cartoon character in the painted face?
Albrecht: Hey, you're the detective. Why don't you tell me?
Detective Torres: Okay. Gideons blows all to hell and you're having a chitchat with some weirdo who winds up in T-Bird's car when it zigs instead of zags. Then you steal one of my case files from homicide, and you're saying this is just a ****ing automobile accident? Come on!
Albrecht: Yeah. Good speech though. I didn't wanna interrupt you. It sounded good. You gotta write that shit down!
Albrecht: Hey, you're the detective. Why don't you tell me?
Detective Torres: Okay. Gideons blows all to hell and you're having a chitchat with some weirdo who winds up in T-Bird's car when it zigs instead of zags. Then you steal one of my case files from homicide, and you're saying this is just a ****ing automobile accident? Come on!
Albrecht: Yeah. Good speech though. I didn't wanna interrupt you. It sounded good. You gotta write that shit down!
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Eric: [After breaking into Gideon's pawn shop] "Suddenly, I heard a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door."
Gideon: What the **** are you talking about?
Eric: You heard me rapping, right?
Gideon: You're trespassing. And you owe me a ****in' new door! [Gideon grabs a gun while Eric glances at the door.]
Eric: I'm looking for something in an engagement ring. Gold.
Gideon: Yeah. You're looking for a coroner, shit-for-brains. [He fires at Eric, who is knocked off balance, but the wound quickly heals.] Oh, shit. Oh, shit on me! Shit on me. SHIT ON ME! [After being knocked over, Gideon grabs a bat to protect himself.]
Eric: [Suddenly hanging from the ceiling] Mr. Gideon. You're not paying attention.
Gideon: What the **** are you talking about?
Eric: You heard me rapping, right?
Gideon: You're trespassing. And you owe me a ****in' new door! [Gideon grabs a gun while Eric glances at the door.]
Eric: I'm looking for something in an engagement ring. Gold.
Gideon: Yeah. You're looking for a coroner, shit-for-brains. [He fires at Eric, who is knocked off balance, but the wound quickly heals.] Oh, shit. Oh, shit on me! Shit on me. SHIT ON ME! [After being knocked over, Gideon grabs a bat to protect himself.]
Eric: [Suddenly hanging from the ceiling] Mr. Gideon. You're not paying attention.
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Eric: Gentlemen!
Top Dollar: So you're him huh? The avenger. The killer of killers. Like the outfit. Not sure about the face though.
Eric: I just want him.
Top Dollar: Well you can't have him.
Eric: Well, I see you've made your decision… [Eric stands on the table] now let's see you enforce it.
Top Dollar: Aw this is already boring the shit out me, KILL 'IM!
[They all fire. Eric falls backwards off the table.]
Top Dollar: Ooh, that had to hurt.
Top Dollar: So you're him huh? The avenger. The killer of killers. Like the outfit. Not sure about the face though.
Eric: I just want him.
Top Dollar: Well you can't have him.
Eric: Well, I see you've made your decision… [Eric stands on the table] now let's see you enforce it.
Top Dollar: Aw this is already boring the shit out me, KILL 'IM!
[They all fire. Eric falls backwards off the table.]
Top Dollar: Ooh, that had to hurt.
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Eric: I can handle it. Don't worry.
Albrecht: I'm not worried. Look, here's the plan. You stay in front, and when they run out of ammo, I'll arrest ‘em.
Eric: That sounds like a great plan. There's just one problem. [He indicates his bleeding shoulder]
Albrecht: Oh, shit. You're bleeding all over the place. I thought, you know, you were invincible.
Eric: [Annoyed] I was. I'm not anymore.
Albrecht: [Sighs] Well, I guess you really will need my help, won't you?
Albrecht: I'm not worried. Look, here's the plan. You stay in front, and when they run out of ammo, I'll arrest ‘em.
Eric: That sounds like a great plan. There's just one problem. [He indicates his bleeding shoulder]
Albrecht: Oh, shit. You're bleeding all over the place. I thought, you know, you were invincible.
Eric: [Annoyed] I was. I'm not anymore.
Albrecht: [Sighs] Well, I guess you really will need my help, won't you?
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Eric: Jesus Christ! Stop me if you've heard this one. Jesus Christ walks into a hotel…
[Funboy shoots him]
Eric: Ow. He hands the innkeeper three nails and he asks…
[Funboy shoots him again]
Funboy: Don't you ever ****ing die?
Eric: “Can you put me up for the night?”
[Funboy shoots him]
Eric: Ow. He hands the innkeeper three nails and he asks…
[Funboy shoots him again]
Funboy: Don't you ever ****ing die?
Eric: “Can you put me up for the night?”
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Myca: He has power, but it is power you can take from him.
Top Dollar: I like him already.
Myca: The crow is his link between the land of the living and the realm of the dead.
Grange: So kill the crow and destroy the man.
Top Dollar: I like him already.
Myca: The crow is his link between the land of the living and the realm of the dead.
Grange: So kill the crow and destroy the man.
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Sarah: I knew it was you. Even with the makeup. I remembered your song. You said, “can't rain all the time.” That is from your song, right? [Pause. No answer.] Come on, Eric, I know you're here. I miss you... and Shelly. Get so lonely all by myself. [Pause. Still no answer.] The hell with you. I thought you cared. [She turns to leave and sees Eric's shadow on the wall.]
Eric: Sarah, I do care. [Sarah runs to him and they hug.]
Eric: Sarah, I do care. [Sarah runs to him and they hug.]