Ted quotes
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You don't give a monkey a latte!
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Okay, fellows, last stop. Everybody off.
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Who leaves eight open cans of paint lying around?
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George, what did you do?
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What am I doing? This isn't a movie, it's real!
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Or, at least 10.
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It's the same hat! And the same monkey! You followed me all the way from Africa? To play Peekaboo?
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Junior was right. There is a parking problem in the city!
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Do yourself a favor. You're gonna want to put the cu****bers back on.