Joanie quotes
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Putting on weight, Kyle?
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All I got was a couple dates, some hot sex and an "I'm not ready for a relationship, it's not you it's me".
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Why do men always go for the tortured ones? Poor, damaged Ellie.
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Fair fight? This is Hollywood!
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I guess there's no such thing as safe sex with a werewolf.
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Jake, honey, muffin. I'm not going to kill her, I promise. I'm just gonna rip her to shreds and let her choke on her own blood... and then maybe I'll eat her.
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Fair fight? This is Hollywood! And you! You get one taste of blood and you freak out.