Count Bloodcount: I am a vampire.
Bugs Bunny: Oh, yeah? Well, abracadabra, I'm an umpire.
[an umpire uniform appears on Bugs]
Count Bloodcount: Hocus-pocus! [turns into a bat] I'm a bat!
Bugs Bunny: Okay, I'm a bat, too. Abracadabra! [turns into a baseball bat]
Count Bloodcount: [puts glasses on] You wouldn't hit a bat with glasses on, would you?
[Bugs as the baseball bat hits the bat on the head]
Bugs Bunny: Oh, yeah? Well, abracadabra, I'm an umpire.
[an umpire uniform appears on Bugs]
Count Bloodcount: Hocus-pocus! [turns into a bat] I'm a bat!
Bugs Bunny: Okay, I'm a bat, too. Abracadabra! [turns into a baseball bat]
Count Bloodcount: [puts glasses on] You wouldn't hit a bat with glasses on, would you?
[Bugs as the baseball bat hits the bat on the head]
Count Bloodcount : I am a vampire.
Bugs Bunny : Oh, yeah? Well, abracadabra, I'm an umpire.
[an umpire uniform appears on Bugs]
Count Bloodcount : Hocus-pocus! [turns into a bat] I'm a bat!
Bugs Bunny : Okay, I'm a bat, too. Abracadabra! [turns into a baseball bat]
Count Bloodcount : [puts glasses on] You wouldn't hit a bat with glasses on, would you?
[Bugs as the baseball bat hits the bat on the head]
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