The Dark Knight quotes

128 total quotes

Alfred Pennyworth
Bruce Wayne/Batman
Commissioner Gordon

Harvey Dent/ Two-Face
Rachel Dawes
The Joker

View Quote Good evening, ladies and gentle men...we are tonight's entertainment! [grabs a piece of shrimp and eats it, then talks with his mouth full] I only have one question: Where is Harvey Dent? [no one answers; he walks over to a woman, takes her glass and tosses out her champagne, then mimes drinking anyway and stalks towards the other guests] Do you know where Harvey is? Do you know who he is? [grabs a man by the face] Do you know where I can find Harvey? I need to talk to him about something; just something little, huh? [turning his head side to side from the top and receives no answer and continues on] No. [to another man as he eats food from the man's plate] You know, I'll settle for his loved ones.

View Quote Have you ever had to talk to the person you love most? To tell them it's going to be all right, when you know that it's not?

View Quote How 'bout a magic trick? [slams a pencil into the table standing upright] I'm gonna make this pencil disappear. [Gambol's henchman tries to attack him; in one swift motion he slams the man's head into the pencil, forcing the entire pencil through his eye socket; the man falls over dead] Taa-daa! It's...ah, it's gone.

View Quote I believe in Harvey Dent.

View Quote I believe...whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you...stranger.

View Quote I can't wait till Wayne Manor is rebuilt so you can swap not sleeping in a penthouse for not sleeping in a mansion.

View Quote I don't leave anything up to chance, I make my own luck.

View Quote I just want my phone call.

View Quote I knew the mob wouldn't go down without a fight. But this is different. They crossed the line.

View Quote I like this job. I like it.

View Quote I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.

View Quote I've seen now what I would have to become to stop men like him.

View Quote If we're going to play games, I'm going to need a cup of coffee.

View Quote If you're good at something, never do it for free.

View Quote Introduce a little anarchy...upset the established order...and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos.