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Dead Alive

Dead Alive quotes

19 total quotes

Father McGruder
Lionel Cosgrove
Mr. Matheson
Multiple Characters
Uncle Les




View Quote Intellectual at party [struggling against an attack by Void] Okay! Okay! I take it back! Nabokov wasn't a pedophile!
View Quote Intellectual: [defending himself against oncoming zombies] Some of my best friends are Pedophiles! [His famous last words]
View Quote Undertaker: [as Vera's eyes pop out and green slime sprays out] Cranial blowout!
View Quote Zombie Mother: No-one will ever love you like your mother!
View Quote Zoo Keeper: Story goes, these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkeys.
View Quote Paquita Maria Sanchez: Your mother ate my dog!
Lionel Cosgrove: Not all of it.
View Quote [After having gotten his pudding and after pus from Vera's bite wound squirts into it, he stirs it further in and the pudding turns pinkish] Rich and creamy, just the way I like it!
View Quote [as an excuse for punching Selywn and stuffing it into a bag] Hyperactive...
View Quote Ahhh, so you found your father's old stag movies, did ya? [Pause] Is that the one with the donkey and the chambermaid?
View Quote I kick arse for the Lord!
View Quote It's all part of the grieving process.
View Quote Party's over!
View Quote Stand back boy! This calls for divine intervention!
View Quote That's my mother grave you're pissing on.
View Quote That's someone doing the business!