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Lists: Travis Colt. Our local superstar. He used to race for Nascar.
Gunner: Yeah, he was good too.
Lists: 'Until he fell asleep behind the wheel of his Mercedes with the help of a bottle of scotch and a handful of ludes. Wiped out the entire patio of Moscala. Sent a dozen people to the hospital and killed three of them.
Coach: Technically, he's the best driver in here but a mean son of a bitch quitter.
Gunner: Yeah, he was good too.
Lists: 'Until he fell asleep behind the wheel of his Mercedes with the help of a bottle of scotch and a handful of ludes. Wiped out the entire patio of Moscala. Sent a dozen people to the hospital and killed three of them.
Coach: Technically, he's the best driver in here but a mean son of a bitch quitter.
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Machine Gun Joe: (about Jensen) Who's the new fish?
Coach: Grease monkey.
Machine Gun Joe: (to Jensen) Well well. Monkey. I got a new name for you - Igor, because you about the ugliest mother****er out here in this prison yo!
Coach: Grease monkey.
Machine Gun Joe: (to Jensen) Well well. Monkey. I got a new name for you - Igor, because you about the ugliest mother****er out here in this prison yo!
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Ulrich: Ma'am, with all respect, what're we gonna do?
Hennessey: We're going to kill him, of course.
Ulrich: You want me to kill Frankenstein?
Hennessey: Don't be stupid. Frankenstein can't die. After all, he is just a mask.
Hennessey: We're going to kill him, of course.
Ulrich: You want me to kill Frankenstein?
Hennessey: Don't be stupid. Frankenstein can't die. After all, he is just a mask.
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(before blowing up Frank's cart) Sayonara, Frankie.
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(to Jensen) You've already met the local chapter of the Brotherhood. Their driver, Pachenko, has killed nine men on the track. Nobody knows how many off.
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Bam. (Triggers the bomb and blows up Hennessey & Ulrich then breaks the fourth wall.) I love this game.
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Hector Grimm, the Grimm Reaper. The man's a master. Clinical psychopath. Three time consecutive life sentences. He's killed six men off the track, another twelve on it.
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Okay, ****, **** with me, and we'll see who shits on the sidewalk.
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Release the Dreadnought.
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Someone once asked me if I was the best future for my little girl. I've thought about this for long time, and here's what I've decided: No one in this world is perfect. Heaven knows I'm not. But I love her more than anyone else possibly could. In the end, that's all that matters.
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This prison is the home to murderers, rapists, and violent offenders of every kind. The United States Penal System sends me the worst of the worst.