Reporter
How does it feel to be the most hated man in America?
Randolph
In this country full of neanderthals, I wear it as a **** badge of honor.
Reporter 2
Nora Wells says you have an unhealthy obsession with Mopes.
Randolph
I barely know that bitch, okay? And she's been down on everything but the Titanic. She spreads like cream cheese for Sheldon.
Reporter 3
What about the rumors that you're mentally imbalanced?
Randolph
Who the **** said that?! That's bullshit. I'm not mentally imbalanced. I'm on the same dosage I've always been.


