A scene from Death to Smoochy 2002
Reporter

How does it feel to be the most hated man in America?

Randolph

In this country full of neanderthals, I wear it as a **** badge of honor.

Reporter 2

Nora Wells says you have an unhealthy obsession with Mopes.

Randolph

I barely know that bitch, okay? And she's been down on everything but the Titanic. She spreads like cream cheese for Sheldon.

Reporter 3

What about the rumors that you're mentally imbalanced?

Randolph

Who the **** said that?! That's bullshit. I'm not mentally imbalanced. I'm on the same dosage I've always been.

In this scene

Reporter 2 James Carroll
Reporter 3 Phillip Jarrett

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