Eduardo Perez/El Macho quotes

View Quote [consoling Gru] Gru, please. I know that look all too well. It is the look of a broken heart. I, too, have spent many nights, trying to drown my sorrows in guacamole. But we are survivors. There's much more to us than meets the eye, hm?

View Quote [noticing his restaurant was broken into; in a serious tone] Somebody's going to die tonight...

View Quote [trying to convince Gru to join him in his evil scheme] I have admired your work for years, amigo. Stealing the moon? Are you kidding?! We would be unstoppable! Men like you, men like me; we should be ruling the world!