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[during Agnes' birthday party, Agnes looks up the disguised Gru, and sighs]
Gru: [falsetto] It is I, Gru... Zinkerbell, the most magical fairy princess of all! And I am here to wish Princess Agnes a very happy birthday! [throws a handful of fairy dust]
Little Girl: [raises her hand] How come you’re so fat?
Gru: [falsetto] Because… my house is made of candy, and sometimes, I eat instead of facing my problems!
Little Girl: How come you have... [Gru cuts her off; coughs]
Gru: [normally] Okay, time for cake!
[All children, except Agnes, run to the table]
Agnes: Thank you, Gruzinkerbell. You’re the best fairy princess ever.
Gru: [falsetto] You are welcome, little girl.
Agnes: [runs off, but quickly returns; whispering] I know it’s really you, Gru. I’m just pretending for the other kids.
[Gru happily sees her running off, until he is approached by Jillian]
Jillian: Hey there, Gru, Mr. Life of the Party!
Gru: [attempts a smile] Hello, Jillian.
Jillian: So, I’m gonna go out on a limb here, but my friend Natalie is recently single, and... [Natalie falls down]
Gru: No, no, no. Get off the limb right now. No limb.
Jillian: Oh, come... she’s a riot. She sings karaoke, she has a lot of free time, looks aren’t that important to her...
Gru: No, Jill’s, that is not happening. Seriously, I’m fine.
Jillian: [calling after him] Okay, fine. Forget Natalie. How about my cousin Linda?
Gru: [passes by Margo and Edith] No.
Jillian: Oh, oh! I know someone whose husband just died... [gets sprayed by Gru's garden hose]
Gru: [dryly] I'm sorry. I did not see you there. [sprays her again] Or there. [drops the hose and walks away holding the palette, chuckling softly]


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