[during Agnes' birthday party, Agnes looks up the disguised Gru, and sighs]
Gru: [falsetto] It is I, Gru... Zinkerbell, the most magical fairy princess of all! And I am here to wish Princess Agnes a very happy birthday! [throws a handful of fairy dust]
Little Girl: [raises her hand] How come you’re so fat?
Gru: [falsetto] Because… my house is made of candy, and sometimes, I eat instead of facing my problems!
Little Girl: How come you have... [Gru cuts her off; coughs]
Gru: [normally] Okay, time for cake!
[All children, except Agnes, run to the table]
Agnes: Thank you, Gruzinkerbell. You’re the best fairy princess ever.
Gru: [falsetto] You are welcome, little girl.
Agnes: [runs off, but quickly returns; whispering] I know it’s really you, Gru. I’m just pretending for the other kids.
[Gru happily sees her running off, until he is approached by Jillian]
Jillian: Hey there, Gru, Mr. Life of the Party!
Gru: [attempts a smile] Hello, Jillian.
Jillian: So, I’m gonna go out on a limb here, but my friend Natalie is recently single, and... [Natalie falls down]
Gru: No, no, no. Get off the limb right now. No limb.
Jillian: Oh, come... she’s a riot. She sings karaoke, she has a lot of free time, looks aren’t that important to her...
Gru: No, Jill’s, that is not happening. Seriously, I’m fine.
Jillian: [calling after him] Okay, fine. Forget Natalie. How about my cousin Linda?
Gru: [passes by Margo and Edith] No.
Jillian: Oh, oh! I know someone whose husband just died... [gets sprayed by Gru's garden hose]
Gru: [dryly] I'm sorry. I did not see you there. [sprays her again] Or there. [drops the hose and walks away holding the palette, chuckling softly]
Gru: [falsetto] It is I, Gru... Zinkerbell, the most magical fairy princess of all! And I am here to wish Princess Agnes a very happy birthday! [throws a handful of fairy dust]
Little Girl: [raises her hand] How come you’re so fat?
Gru: [falsetto] Because… my house is made of candy, and sometimes, I eat instead of facing my problems!
Little Girl: How come you have... [Gru cuts her off; coughs]
Gru: [normally] Okay, time for cake!
[All children, except Agnes, run to the table]
Agnes: Thank you, Gruzinkerbell. You’re the best fairy princess ever.
Gru: [falsetto] You are welcome, little girl.
Agnes: [runs off, but quickly returns; whispering] I know it’s really you, Gru. I’m just pretending for the other kids.
[Gru happily sees her running off, until he is approached by Jillian]
Jillian: Hey there, Gru, Mr. Life of the Party!
Gru: [attempts a smile] Hello, Jillian.
Jillian: So, I’m gonna go out on a limb here, but my friend Natalie is recently single, and... [Natalie falls down]
Gru: No, no, no. Get off the limb right now. No limb.
Jillian: Oh, come... she’s a riot. She sings karaoke, she has a lot of free time, looks aren’t that important to her...
Gru: No, Jill’s, that is not happening. Seriously, I’m fine.
Jillian: [calling after him] Okay, fine. Forget Natalie. How about my cousin Linda?
Gru: [passes by Margo and Edith] No.
Jillian: Oh, oh! I know someone whose husband just died... [gets sprayed by Gru's garden hose]
Gru: [dryly] I'm sorry. I did not see you there. [sprays her again] Or there. [drops the hose and walks away holding the palette, chuckling softly]
[during Agnes' birthday party, Agnes looks up the disguised Gru, and sighs]
Gru : [falsetto] It is I, Gru... Zinkerbell, the most magical fairy princess of all! And I am here to wish Princess Agnes a very happy birthday! [throws a handful of fairy dust]
Little Girl : [ raises her hand ] How come you’re so fat?
Gru : [falsetto] Because… my house is made of candy, and sometimes, I eat instead of facing my problems!
Little Girl : How come you have... [ Gru cuts her off; coughs ]
Gru : [normally] Okay, time for cake!
[ All children, except Agnes, run to the table ]
Agnes : Thank you, Gruzinkerbell. You’re the best fairy princess ever.
Gru : [falsetto] You are welcome, little girl.
Agnes : [ runs off, but quickly returns; whispering ] I know it’s really you, Gru. I’m just pretending for the other kids.
[ Gru happily sees her running off, until he is approached by Jillian ]
Jillian : Hey there, Gru, Mr. Life of the Party!
Gru : [ attempts a smile ] Hello, Jillian.
Jillian : So , I’m gonna go out on a limb here, but my friend Natalie is recently single, and... [ Natalie falls down ]
Gru : No, no, no. Get off the limb right now. No limb.
Jillian : Oh, come... she’s a riot. She sings karaoke, she has a lot of free time, looks aren’t that important to her...
Gru : No, Jill’s, that is not happening. Seriously, I’m fine.
Jillian : [calling after him] Okay, fine. Forget Natalie. How about my cousin Linda?
Gru : [ passes by Margo and Edith ] No.
Jillian : Oh, oh! I know someone whose husband just died... [ gets sprayed by Gru's garden hose ]
Gru : [ dryly ] I'm sorry. I did not see you there. [ sprays her again ] Or there. [ drops the hose and walks away holding the palette, chuckling softly ]
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