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[Gru and Lucy go on undercover, locating the crime suspects]
Gru: [looking around the mall with a periscope along with Lucy] So, what do we got? Who’s on the list? Fire 'em at me.
Lucy: First suspect, Hedda Blumentoft, owner of the Mum’s the Word Floral Shop.
Gru: No, not her.
Lucy: Okay, moving on... Chuck Kinney, "owner of Stuff-a-Bear". [a boy receives a balloon from Chuck, but pops, making the boy wail] Ooh.
Gru: I don’t think so.
Eduardo: [suddenly comes inside the shop] Hello? [Gru and Lucy force themselves to act natural] Buenos dias, my friends! I am Eduardo Perez, owner of Salsa y Salsa restaurant, across the mall. Now open for breakfast. And you are...?
Gru: [introducing] Gru. And this is Lucy. And we are closed.
Eduardo: This is just gonna take un momento. I am throwing a big Cinco de Mayo party, and I am going to need two hundred of your best cupcakes decorated with the Mexican flag. It looks something like this. [rips his shirt open, revealing a giant tattoo of the Mexican flag on his chest] What do you think? [flexes and makes his chest wave]
Gru: [hides his eyes in disgust] Look away!
Lucy: [stares at Eduardo] You—Whoa... Hooo...
Eduardo: Anyway, I have to go. It’s all settled! I pick ‘em up next week! Have a good day. Come by if you get a chance, okay? [leaves the store; Gru groans in relief; suddenly pops back in] And welcome to the mall family! [Gru studies his face and gasps, seeing Eduardo in a red luchador mask surrounded by flames as he leaves the mall]
Gru: [whispering to himself] El Macho.
Lucy: [confused] What?
Gru: [looking through the window] But it couldn't be...
Lucy: Wha... What? What couldn't be?
Gru: [referring to Eduardo] That guy looks exactly like a villain named El Macho. From about twenty years ago. [a flashback reveals El Macho, twenty years ago;voice-over] He was ruthless,... [El Macho empties a bottle of tequila into a glass and smashes it over his head] he was dangerous... [El Macho squeezes a rattlesnake's venom out of his fangs, filling his glass] and as the name implies [El Macho simply eats his glass] very macho! [El Macho pins his money to the bar with the rattlesnake's fangs and leaves through the wall] He had the reputation of committing heists using only his bare hands! [El Macho stops a cargo truck with his head, then punches the driver out] But sadly, like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon. He died in the most macho way possible: riding a shark with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest into the mouth of an active volcano! It was glorious!
Lucy: [confused] Yeah, sounds like El Macho’s pretty dead...
Gru: They never found the body. Oh no. All that was ever retrieved was a pile of singed chest hair. [pause] But that face! It has got to be El Macho!
Lucy: [gasps] So what do you say you and I break into his restaurant? Tonight?
Gru: Yes, that’s good, because I’m telling you, if anyone in this place holds the PX-41 serum, [points to Eduardo] it’s him.

[ Gru and Lucy go on undercover, locating the crime suspects ] Gru : [ looking around the mall with a periscope along with Lucy ] So, what do we got? Who’s on the list? Fire 'em at me. Lucy : First suspect, Hedda Blumentoft, owner of the Mum’s the Word Floral Shop. Gru : No, not her. Lucy : Okay, moving on... Chuck Kinney, "owner of Stuff-a-Bear". [ a boy receives a balloon from Chuck, but pops, making the boy wail ] Ooh. Gru : I don’t think so. Eduardo : [ suddenly comes inside the shop ] Hello? [ Gru and Lucy force themselves to act natural ] Buenos dias, my friends! I am Eduardo Perez, owner of Salsa y Salsa restaurant, across the mall. Now open for breakfast. And you are...? Gru : [ introducing ] Gru. And this is Lucy. And we are closed. Eduardo : This is just gonna take un momento. I am throwing a big Cinco de Mayo party, and I am going to need two hundred of your best cupcakes decorated with the Mexican flag. It looks something like this. [ rips his shirt open, revealing a giant tattoo of the Mexican flag on his chest ] What do you think? [ flexes and makes his chest wave ] Gru : [ hides his eyes in disgust ] Look away! Lucy : [ stares at Eduardo ] You—Whoa... Hooo... Eduardo : Anyway, I have to go. It’s all settled! I pick ‘em up next week! Have a good day. Come by if you get a chance, okay? [ leaves the store; Gru groans in relief; suddenly pops back in ] And welcome to the mall family! [ Gru studies his face and gasps, seeing Eduardo in a red luchador mask surrounded by flames as he leaves the mall ] Gru : [ whispering to himself ] El Macho. Lucy : [ confused ] What? Gru : [ looking through the window ] But it couldn't be... Lucy : Wha... What? What couldn't be? Gru : [ referring to Eduardo ] That guy looks exactly like a villain named El Macho. From about twenty years ago. [ a flashback reveals El Macho, twenty years ago;voice-over ] He was ruthless,... [ El Macho empties a bottle of tequila into a glass and smashes it over his head ] he was dangerous... [ El Macho squeezes a rattlesnake's venom out of his fangs, filling his glass ] and as the name implies [ El Macho simply eats his glass ] very macho! [ El Macho pins his money to the bar with the rattlesnake's fangs and leaves through the wall ] He had the reputation of committing heists using only his bare hands! [ El Macho stops a cargo truck with his head, then punches the driver out ] But sadly, like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon. He died in the most macho way possible: riding a shark with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest into the mouth of an active volcano! It was glorious! Lucy : [ confused ] Yeah, sounds like El Macho’s pretty dead... Gru : They never found the body. Oh no. All that was ever retrieved was a pile of singed chest hair. [ pause ] But that face! It has got to be El Macho! Lucy : [ gasps ] So what do you say you and I break into his restaurant? Tonight? Gru : Yes, that’s good, because I’m telling you, if anyone in this place holds the PX-41 serum, [ points to Eduardo ] it’s him.