Lucy: [enters the Italian restaurant] Hi. Take-out for Lucy?
Hostess: Sure. Just a sec. [leaves off; After the hostess left, Lucy narrows her eyes, then hides behind a aquarium. She sees Gru and Shannon, who’s doing sit-ups, before she presses a button on her watch that turns into a eavesdropping device that she puts in her ears]
Shannon: [heard through Lucy’s high tech eavesdropping device] Your accent is so exotic.
Gru: Ah. Well, thank you very much. I was...
Shannon: I know someone who can fix that for you and you’ll be talking normal in no time.
Gru: [laughs awkwardly; sweating] Whew. Is it hot in here? How’s the food?
[pause]
Shannon: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Are you wearing a wig?!
Gru: What? [noticing his wig is in a wrong direction, quickly rotates it back; nervously] I don't think so!
Shannon: I knew it. You're a phony. I hate phonies!
Gru: Oh... what? No, these locks are all mine...
Shannon: No, they're not! You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna rip that thing off your head and show everyone [heard through eavesdropping device] what a bald-headed phony you are!
Lucy: I don't think so, Miss Lady. [calmly activates her watch, revealing a target sight along with a couple of darts. Meanwhile, Gru watches in horror as Shannon approaches him. Suddenly, Lucy shoots a tranquilizer dart at Shannon’s buttocks, rendering her unconscious before she can remove the wig off Gru’s head and landing with her face in the spaghetti]
Gru: [confused] Hello? Hello... Are you...
Lucy: [off-screen] Hey, Gru!
Gru: [removes his wig] Hello, Lucy! How you doin'?
Lucy: Wow, looks like your date's out for the count. It's like she's been shot with a mild moose tranquilizer. [Shannon moans unconsciously like a moose, then passes out again; Lucy winks at Gru, who suddenly smiles and stares at her awkwardly; whispering] Yeah, I'm winking 'cuz that's what actually happened.
Waiter: [hurries to the table, politely] 'Scusi, whassa happenin' here? She no like?
Lucy: Uh, she's just uh... Glurp glurp... [makes a sign to the waiter that Shannon drank too much]
Waiter: Oh, si, si! [laughs nervously and moves away]
Lucy: [to Gru; referring to Shannon] Shall we take her home?
Hostess: Sure. Just a sec. [leaves off; After the hostess left, Lucy narrows her eyes, then hides behind a aquarium. She sees Gru and Shannon, who’s doing sit-ups, before she presses a button on her watch that turns into a eavesdropping device that she puts in her ears]
Shannon: [heard through Lucy’s high tech eavesdropping device] Your accent is so exotic.
Gru: Ah. Well, thank you very much. I was...
Shannon: I know someone who can fix that for you and you’ll be talking normal in no time.
Gru: [laughs awkwardly; sweating] Whew. Is it hot in here? How’s the food?
[pause]
Shannon: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Are you wearing a wig?!
Gru: What? [noticing his wig is in a wrong direction, quickly rotates it back; nervously] I don't think so!
Shannon: I knew it. You're a phony. I hate phonies!
Gru: Oh... what? No, these locks are all mine...
Shannon: No, they're not! You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna rip that thing off your head and show everyone [heard through eavesdropping device] what a bald-headed phony you are!
Lucy: I don't think so, Miss Lady. [calmly activates her watch, revealing a target sight along with a couple of darts. Meanwhile, Gru watches in horror as Shannon approaches him. Suddenly, Lucy shoots a tranquilizer dart at Shannon’s buttocks, rendering her unconscious before she can remove the wig off Gru’s head and landing with her face in the spaghetti]
Gru: [confused] Hello? Hello... Are you...
Lucy: [off-screen] Hey, Gru!
Gru: [removes his wig] Hello, Lucy! How you doin'?
Lucy: Wow, looks like your date's out for the count. It's like she's been shot with a mild moose tranquilizer. [Shannon moans unconsciously like a moose, then passes out again; Lucy winks at Gru, who suddenly smiles and stares at her awkwardly; whispering] Yeah, I'm winking 'cuz that's what actually happened.
Waiter: [hurries to the table, politely] 'Scusi, whassa happenin' here? She no like?
Lucy: Uh, she's just uh... Glurp glurp... [makes a sign to the waiter that Shannon drank too much]
Waiter: Oh, si, si! [laughs nervously and moves away]
Lucy: [to Gru; referring to Shannon] Shall we take her home?
Lucy : [ enters the Italian restaurant ] Hi. Take-out for Lucy?
Hostess : Sure. Just a sec. [ leaves off; After the hostess left, Lucy narrows her eyes, then hides behind a aquarium. She sees Gru and Shannon, who’s doing sit-ups, before she presses a button on her watch that turns into a eavesdropping device that she puts in her ears ]
Shannon : [ heard through Lucy’s high tech eavesdropping device ] Your accent is so exotic.
Gru : Ah. Well, thank you very much. I was...
Shannon : I know someone who can fix that for you and you’ll be talking normal in no time.
Gru : [ laughs awkwardly; sweating ] Whew. Is it hot in here? How’s the food?
[ pause ]
Shannon : Wait a minute, wait a minute. Are you wearing a wig ?!
Gru : What? [ noticing his wig is in a wrong direction, quickly rotates it back; nervously ] I don't think so!
Shannon : I knew it. You're a phony. I hate phonies!
Gru : Oh... what? No, these locks are all mine...
Shannon : No, they're not! You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna rip that thing off your head and show everyone [ heard through eavesdropping device ] what a bald-headed phony you are!
Lucy : I don't think so, Miss Lady. [ calmly activates her watch, revealing a target sight along with a couple of darts. Meanwhile, Gru watches in horror as Shannon approaches him. Suddenly, Lucy shoots a tranquilizer dart at Shannon’s buttocks, rendering her unconscious before she can remove the wig off Gru’s head and landing with her face in the spaghetti ]
Gru : [ confused ] Hello? Hello... Are you...
Lucy : [ off-screen ] Hey, Gru!
Gru : [ removes his wig ] Hello, Lucy! How you doin'?
Lucy : Wow, looks like your date's out for the count. It's like she's been shot with a mild moose tranquilizer. [ Shannon moans unconsciously like a moose, then passes out again; Lucy winks at Gru, who suddenly smiles and stares at her awkwardly; whispering ] Yeah, I'm winking 'cuz that's what actually happened.
Waiter : [ hurries to the table, politely ] 'Scusi, whassa happenin' here? She no like?
Lucy : Uh, she's just uh... Glurp glurp... [ makes a sign to the waiter that Shannon drank too much ]
Waiter : Oh, si, si! [ laughs nervously and moves away ]
Lucy : [ to Gru; referring to Shannon ] Shall we take her home?
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