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[Gru turns on the TV which shows Mr. Perkins]
Gru: Sorry to bother you Mr. Perkins, but I figured that you would want to see this! [shows the shrink ray] Huh? [Jerry manages to get off the couch, but Kevin, who is still sitting on it, is shrunk]
Mr. Perkins: Well done, Gru. Rather impressive.
Gru: Now, the rest of the plan is simple. [shows a picture] I fly to the moon... [shows another picture] ...I shrink the moon... [shows another picture] ...I grab the moon... [shows a poorly drawn picture, signed by Edith] I sit on the toilet... Wait, what?! [the girls laugh; nervous] Sorry. Sorry! Could you, uh... excuse me for just one second? [to the girls; whisper-yells] I told you not to touch my things, I told you, I told you, I told you a thousand times!
Margo: [not paying attention] Uh-huh. Hey, can we order pizza?
Edith: All right then.
Gru: [picks up Agnes and puts her back] Pizza? You just had lunch!
Edith: Not now, for dinner.
Gru: Dinner?! Just fine, fine, fine, whatever! Just get back in there.
Margo: Oh, uh, can we get stuffed crust?
[Gru suddenly stops with an irate look on his face]
Edith, Agnes, Stuart and Jerry: Ooh, stuffed crust!
Gru: I'll stuff you all in the crust!
Agnes: [giggles] You're funny!
Gru: Just don't come out of that room again! [closes the door; to Mr. Perkins] Alright. Sorry about that. Where were we?
Mr. Perkins: You were sitting on the toilet.
Gru: No, no, no. I'm sorry. That was a little attempt to humor. I know how much you like to laugh... [Mr. Perkins looks at him angrily] ...inside. Now I was saying... [notices the door was open]
Mr. Perkins: You don't seem terribly focused, Gru.
Gru: Believe me, I am completely focused. I-
Edith: Hello? Whoa! That guy is huge!
Agnes: Are we on TV?
Mr. Perkins: What are those? Children?!
Gru: [furious] What are you doing?! I told you to stay out of here! [chases the girls out of the room, then backpedals when Edith and Agnes aim the freeze ray at him] No, no, no!
Edith: Freeze ray!
Mr. Perkins: Mr. Gru?
Gru: [makes karate sounds, but arrives with a frozen body, with the exception of his head, arms, and buttocks] As I was saying...
Mr. Perkins: No need to continue, I've seen quite enough.
Gru: But my plan--
Mr. Perkins: Is a great plan, I love everything about your plan, except for one thing: you.
[Gru remembers some of his memories] Young Gru: Look, Mom! I drew a picture of me landing on the moon!
Gru's Mom: [looks at Gru's picture, but turns back] Ehh.
Young Gru: Look, Mom! I made a prototype of the rocket out of macaroni!
Gru's Mom: [looks at he macaroni prototype, but regrets] Ehh.
Young Gru: [excitedly] Look, Mom! I made the real rocket, based on the macaroni prototype! [presses a button and sends the rocket into space]
Gru's Mom: [looks at Gru's rocket as it flies off] Ooo... [looks back at Gru] Ehh.

Gru: [Reality hits him; he falls down and breaks the ice encasing him; confused] I... don't understand.
Mr. Perkins: Let's face reality, Gru. You've been at this for far too long, with far too little success. We're gonna put our faith, our money, into a...well, a younger villain.
Gru: But I--
Mr. Perkins: It's over. Goodbye, Gru. [crushes his apple and the TV turns off]

[ Gru turns on the TV which shows Mr. Perkins ] Gru : Sorry to bother you Mr. Perkins, but I figured that you would want to see this! [ shows the shrink ray ] Huh? [ Jerry manages to get off the couch, but Kevin, who is still sitting on it, is shrunk ] Mr. Perkins : Well done, Gru. Rather impressive. Gru : Now, the rest of the plan is simple. [ shows a picture ] I fly to the moon... [ shows another picture ] ...I shrink the moon... [shows another picture] ...I grab the moon... [ shows a poorly drawn picture, signed by Edith ] I sit on the toilet... Wait, what?! [the girls laugh; nervous] Sorry. Sorry! Could you, uh... excuse me for just one second? [ to the girls; whisper-yells ] I told you not to touch my things, I told you, I told you, I told you a thousand times! Margo : [ not paying attention ] Uh-huh. Hey, can we order pizza? Edith : All right then. Gru : [ picks up Agnes and puts her back ] Pizza? You just had lunch! Edith : Not now, for dinner. Gru : Dinner?! Just fine, fine, fine, whatever! Just get back in there. Margo : Oh, uh, can we get stuffed crust? [ Gru suddenly stops with an irate look on his face ] Edith, Agnes, Stuart and Jerry : Ooh, stuffed crust! Gru : I'll stuff you all in the crust! Agnes : [ giggles ] You're funny! Gru : Just don't come out of that room again! [closes the door; to Mr. Perkins] Alright. Sorry about that. Where were we? Mr. Perkins : You were sitting on the toilet. Gru : No, no, no. I'm sorry. That was a little attempt to humor. I know how much you like to laugh... [Mr. Perkins looks at him angrily] ...inside. Now I was saying... [notices the door was open] Mr. Perkins : You don't seem terribly focused, Gru. Gru : Believe me, I am completely focused. I- Edith : Hello? Whoa! That guy is huge! Agnes : Are we on TV? Mr. Perkins : What are those? Children?! Gru : [ furious ] What are you doing?! I told you to stay out of here! [chases the girls out of the room, then backpedals when Edith and Agnes aim the freeze ray at him] No, no, no! Edith : Freeze ray! Mr. Perkins : Mr. Gru? Gru : [ makes karate sounds, but arrives with a frozen body, with the exception of his head, arms, and buttocks ] As I was saying... Mr. Perkins : No need to continue, I've seen quite enough. Gru : But my plan-- Mr. Perkins : Is a great plan, I love everything about your plan, except for one thing: you. [ Gru remembers some of his memories ] Young Gru : Look, Mom! I drew a picture of me landing on the moon! Gru's Mom : [ looks at Gru's picture, but turns back ] Ehh. Young Gru : Look, Mom! I made a prototype of the rocket out of macaroni! Gru's Mom : [ looks at he macaroni prototype, but regrets ] Ehh. Young Gru : [ excitedly ] Look, Mom! I made the real rocket, based on the macaroni prototype! [ presses a button and sends the rocket into space ] Gru's Mom : [ looks at Gru's rocket as it flies off ] Ooo... [ looks back at Gru ] Ehh. Gru : [ Reality hits him; he falls down and breaks the ice encasing him; confused ] I... don't understand. Mr. Perkins : Let's face reality, Gru. You've been at this for far too long, with far too little success. We're gonna put our faith, our money, into a...well, a younger villain. Gru : But I-- Mr. Perkins : It's over. Goodbye, Gru. [ crushes his apple and the TV turns off ]