The Devil's Rejects quotes

44 total quotes

Baby
Captain Spaulding
Otis B. Driftwood
Sheriff John Quincy Wydell

View Quote Hoss, I want you to pray to your God. I want you to pray that he comes to save you. I want lightning to come down and crash upon my ****in' head!

View Quote I am the Devil, and I am here to do the Devil's work.

View Quote I could really go for some tooty ****in' fruity.

View Quote I'm walking the line on this one, brother. I'm walking the line.

View Quote I've been looking for you clown.

View Quote Son if you ever say another derogatory word about Elvis Aaron Presley I WILL KICK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU!

View Quote Son what we are doing here today is what the good Lord would refer to as a cleansing of the wicked. And what my brother George, God rest his soul, used to call a hundred percent Alabama asskicking.

View Quote Stop? Bitch I have just started.

View Quote Stupid ****, there aint any bullets in this gun. That's just ****ing mind power.

View Quote Trust me fella, that ain't the only thing I do with this mouth.

View Quote Well come on make your move Whitey! Two hits: I hit you and your dick hits the ****in' dirt.

View Quote Well if you let me finish, I was about to call you goddamned pig ****ing, pussy piece of shit.

View Quote Why would you want to kill me, I'm your only hope. My brother(Otis) is ****in' crazy, you've seen him.

View Quote You want to see what happens to heroes boy? You want to see bad ass mother****er! I'll show ya badass!

View Quote [after Mother Firefly taunts him about killing his brother] Now you listen to me whore, and you listen good. I am gonna kill every member of your family! I'm gonna hunt them down and I'm gonna skin em' alive! They are going to feel the pain and suffering of every last victim! And when they're on their knees begging me for mercy all they're gonna get is pain, pain and death!