Both: You're such an asshole! I can't believe you let me think we were actually friends!
Red: Well, maybe I would be your friend, if you weren't such a god damn loser all the time!
Blue: I'm a loser? I caught you masturbating to Animal Planet!
Red: That was one time! You're just racist against elephants!
Red: Well, maybe I would be your friend, if you weren't such a god damn loser all the time!
Blue: I'm a loser? I caught you masturbating to Animal Planet!
Red: That was one time! You're just racist against elephants!
Both : You're such an asshole! I can't believe you let me think we were actually friends!
Red : Well, maybe I would be your friend, if you weren't such a god damn loser all the time!
Blue : I'm a loser? I caught you masturbating to Animal Planet!
Red : That was one time! You're just racist against elephants!
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