Dick quotes
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President Richard M. Nixon ('Dick')
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[Shouting, to Arlene] You can't let Dick control your life!
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[To Richard Nixon] You kicked Checkers, you're prejudiced, and you have a potty mouth!
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Checkers - shut up! Or I'll feed you to the Chinese!
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Dick is going down, man!
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Excuse me, Mr. President. I was not informed that you were in the middle of... what the hell ARE you in the middle of?
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I love Dick!
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I'll take responsibility here. I'll be the only person in this administration who's willing to take responsibility for anything.
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I've got a way with young people. They trust me.
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It's alright, gentlemen. I'm familiar with these two young ladies. Well, not "familiar", familiar, obviously. I mean, I know them. We discussed foreign policy. [A secret service agent rolls his eyes knowingly] Don't you give me that look!
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It's called incest, Arlene, and it's against the law.
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War is not healthy for children and other living things.
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We have a very important school report on turquoise jewelry due in two days, and we can't find any books on it, and the President's having us followed. It's too much pressure.
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What about that list from CREEP? How could you let your dog eat it?! [Hysterical] You're ruining my life!!!
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You don't mess with the big boys!!