Disaster Movie quotes

7 total quotes

View Quote Amy Winehouse: You don't want to mess with a girl straight outta rehab!

View Quote Beautiful Assassin: You can control the bullet to go wherever you want.
Paulie Bleeker: [singing] Juney, why don't you have... [Calvin shoots him; the crowd gasps]

View Quote Calvin: Is that the best you got, pussy?!

View Quote Carrie Bradshaw: That your feet?
Juney: Yes. And this is my baby's foot.

View Quote Enchanted Princess: Where am I? What is this enchanting place? [gets hit by a taxi]

View Quote Han****: Aw, hell, no. I'm outta here.

View Quote Iron Man: I am Iron Man! (gets hit by a falling cow)