Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story quotes

88 total quotes

Peter La Fleur
Steve the Pirate
White Goodman

View Quote Ouchtown, population: you, bro!

View Quote Pepper needs new shorts!

View Quote Remember, dodgeball is a sport of violence, exclusion and degradation. So, when you're picking players in gym class, remember to pick the bigger, stronger kids for your team. That way you can gang up on the weaker ones, like Winston here.

View Quote Steve's gotta go drain the sea monster.

View Quote Suit yourself, q***r! [when Peter declines the above offer]

View Quote Take care of your balls, and they'll take care of you.

View Quote Thank you, Chuck Norris.

View Quote That guy's a dickhead.

View Quote That'll buy you one heck of a pumpkin, Cotton!

View Quote That's me, six years and six-hundred pounds ago.

View Quote They got guys named Laser, Blazer, Taser and all other kinds of 'asers'!

View Quote They must masturbate a lot, Cotton.

View Quote They're too good and you suck something awful.

View Quote Turn it up, Sid, I wanna burn.

View Quote We are the Globo Gym Purple Cobras, and we will, we will, rock you!