Other quotes

View Quote Ashtray's Mother: Tray, I don't want you hangin' out in the streets. I want you to finish school, 'cause without an education the only kind of work you're gonna get is sellin' drugs, pimpin' women, or workin' security for Eddie Murphy.

View Quote [during job interview] Recruiter: Well, I see your hobbies include "drinkin', smokin' weed, and all kinds of ill shit."

View Quote Ashtray's cellmate: If you hit a man, in time his wounds will heal. If you steal from a man, you can replace what you've stolen. But always cross in the green, never in between. Because the honorable Elijah Muhammed Ali floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee. And always remember my brother, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, knick knack, paddy whack, give a dog a bone, two thousand, zero, zero, party, oops! Out of time, my bacon smellin' fine.

View Quote [repeated line] Mailman: Message!

View Quote Al Dog: Five dollaz bustur!

View Quote Preacher: And that's what God expects from His sheep, here at the Greater Ebenezer New Revival Tree of Life Institutional Double Rock on the Side of the Road to Jericho Missionary Baptist Church of Zion! And I said Mount Cavalry! Huh! Y'all gonna help me!

View Quote Korean Woman: [Ashtray is looking at something while the racist Korean woman nervously dusts wine bottles] Hurry up and buy.

View Quote Doo Rag: What's up with them hoes tonight?

View Quote Loc Dog: I told her I don't want to be on welfare my whole life, you know what i'm sayin'. Hey for real n***a I got bigger and better plans, you know what i'm sayin'. Figured I'd get me a job at the post office, you know, maybe at a bank. You know what I'm saying."
Ashtray: "That's all good, man."
Loc Dog: "Work real hard. Work my way up to manager."
Ashtray: "We need more black people like this."
Loc Dog: "You know what I'm saying? Learn the system a little bit. Then I'll rob that [pulls out a pistol an ****s it] mother****er blind. Break all yallselves.

View Quote Dashiki: Now kids, what do we say to a man that Mommy just met?
Kids: Are you my daddy?

View Quote Loc Dog: How much for this candy bar?
Korean Woman: Das five dala!
Loc Dog: Five dollars? Damn! I better get some sucky-sucky with that!

View Quote Ashtray: So, will I see you again?
Ashtray's Mother: Sorry, baby: you know there ain't no positive black females in these movies.

View Quote Preach: I'm just tryin' to do to white girls what the white man's been doin' to us for 400 years.
Crazy Legs: Yeah, what's that?
Preach: **** 'em.

View Quote Ashtray: We didn't even do nothing.
Officer Self Hatred: What? You think you tough?
[pulls gun on Ashtray]
Officer Self Hatred: You ain't so tough now, little ***ga. I hate your black bas****, you *stink*! I hate your black skin. I hate your black pants. I hate black pepper. I hate black keys on a piano. I hate my gums, because they're black. I hate Whoopi Goldberg's *lips*. I hate the back of Forrest Whittaker's neck. Huh? Most of all, I hate that black-ass Wesley Snipes.

View Quote Loc Dog: Either they don't know, don't show, or don't care about being a menace to South Central while drinking your juice in the hood. That's what it's all about. That's what it's all about.
Mailman: The **** is he talking 'bout?

View Quote Ashtray: Oooh, girl, you so tight!
Dashiki: Wrong hole, fool!

View Quote Ashtray: Loc Dog was America's worst nightmare, raised in a house with three generations of hopelessness, poverty... and profanity.
Loc Dog's Mom: Loc Dogg, turn that loud ass motha****in music down, you wakin up the ****in babies, motha****a. This still my motha****in house, motha****a...
Loc Dog's Mom: Who tha **** is that on my porch?

View Quote Ashtray: Hey, Preach, what up n***a?
Preach: Y'all need to stop using the word n***a. You see, it's terms like the word n***athat the white man uses to take away the self esteem of another race.
Ashtray: Word.
Preach: Oh yeah, remind me to pick my laundry up from that c***k mother****er up the street.