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[Pascoe inspects the galley]
LT Martin Pascoe: Oh, my God! There are ****roaches in the flour! Your cigar ash is in the spaghetti! Jesus, Buckman! This stuff's been on the Stingray since Korea! This can expired in 1966!
Seaman Buckman: What's the matter, sir? [pokes finger into can and tastes sample] It still tastes like cream of corn.
Pascal: Except- it's deviled ham!!
Buckman: Now that would be a problem.


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