Audrey: [on why she won't go on a cruise] Boats sink.
Walter: It's not a boat, it's a ship. And ships don't sink.
Audrey: Tiiiiiiiiiiitanic.
Walter: That was just a movie.
Audrey: Based on a true story!
Walter: ...For real?
Walter: It's not a boat, it's a ship. And ships don't sink.
Audrey: Tiiiiiiiiiiitanic.
Walter: That was just a movie.
Audrey: Based on a true story!
Walter: ...For real?
Audrey : [on why she won't go on a cruise] Boats sink.
Walter : It's not a boat, it's a ship. And ships don't sink.
Audrey : Tiiiiiiiiiiitanic.
Walter : That was just a movie.
Audrey : Based on a true story!
Walter : ...For real?
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