The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie quotes

View Quote Xandir: [to a crying Clara] Oh, it's OK, Clara. So we're not who we think we are. So what, right?
Princess Clara: So what? If I'm not a princess, then I'm just another beautiful virgin with real C-cups and a super-tight ass that continuously vibrates and tastes like wild berries. Who could ever love some like that. [cries]
King: Dungeon master, make sure the guillotine is not too far back on the stage. I want the people in the front row to have to wear rain ponchos.
Princess Clara: My lord, perhaps you could see it in your heart to let me live here in your kingdom. And give me the opportunity to be the real princess I always thought I was. For I can be just as good as the officially sanctioned princesses in your kingdom. Allow me. [singing]
Xandir: Yeah, Clara! She's doing it! It's working!...
Princess Clara: [stops singing] For ****'s sake, Xandir! I'm trying to impress the goddamn king! And I can't ****ing sing if you keep flapping those dick-sucking lips of yours!
King: [Upon seeing Clara's bad behavior] Guards, tomorrow, off with their heads!
Princess Clara: [Panicked and grabs The King's Coat] No wait! Please!
Rhino Guardian: [Prepearing to cut Clara's arms] Release the king, vile peasant!
Xandir: [Yelling Hero at Clara's danger] Hero! Do something!
Captain Hero: Oh, yes, of course. [ignoring Xandir and grabs a corpse Molly to close her eyes] Uh, you shouldn't see this, baby. I know how you are around blood and this could easily go that way.
[The Rhino guard cuts Clara's arms off]
Princess Clara: [scream] OH NO! OH NOOO!!! [screaming]
[Rhino Guard throws Clara’s arms after she hold it]
Captain Hero: Oh, you totally would not have been into that.

View Quote Xandir: Come on, Clara!
Princess Clara: No, I have nothing to live for anymore. I'm not a princess. Now go. I'll slow them down for you. It's the only way.
Xandir: Thanks, Clara. You'll always to be a princess to me. Here.
Princess Clara: No, you keep them. They're of no use to me now.
Xandir: I'll treasure them always.
Princess Clara: Wait, Xandir. Do me one favor. Live your gay life to the fullest.
Xandir: Will do.
Princess Clara: Everyday's a gift.
Xandir: Gotcha.
Princess Clara: And find that one special person.
Xandir: Sure thing. Bye!
Princess Clara: And hold him close, and tell him with all your heart. That you can't marry him. The Bible forbids it.
Xandir: I really gotta go!
Princess Clara: [Her last words before her death] Okay, bye. Don't adopt.
[Xandir runs off and Clara stays behind and jams torches into her arm stumps, then makes a kamikaze dash into the pursuing line of guards. The guards end up killing her]

View Quote [the housemates are driving their van in the desert]
Wooldoor: Look out!
[The Roadrunner appeared in a front of the van got hits and kills the Roadrunner and crashes in the distance. Roadrunner lies on the road dead, in a blood bath. Wile E. Coyote runs over to the Roadrunner's dead body]
Wile E. Coyote: Without you, my life really has no meaning. [he shoots himself in the head with a prop gun, and dies]

View Quote [The housemates are waking up in their house]
Princess Clara: Good morning, people and Foxxy. It's a lovely day to be on a reality show.
Foxxy love: And it's a great day to deny wettin' the bed. WHICH I DID NOT DO!

View Quote [in a confessional] Now, the only one we needed was Toot, so we set off on our journey to find her, a journey of excitement and adventure, mystery and mayhem, love and loss, a journey that carried us to far-away lands and taught us so much about what was right here inside us all along. A journey which would change us all forever. And then we found her fat ass.

View Quote [while being imprisoned in a dungeon] I haven't seen this many shit-covered rodents since my last colonoscopy.

View Quote Foxxy Love, you're the worst mystery solver musician that's ever lived!

View Quote **** you, guys! I need Drawn Together. Otherwise, I don't exist!

View Quote I thought I had a good chance to win. I made more bloody fur than menstruation time a Mount Holyoke.

View Quote I.S.R.A.E.L.? Why the **** is it on our land when we already live here?

View Quote If I can't fart or vomit or fill up an ice tray with the afterbirth of Foxxy's miscarriage and hand them out as ice pops to terminally-ill children on my hospital tours without making some kind of point, then maybe it's just not worth it.

View Quote It's not that I dislike the Drawn Together gang. It's that I hate those mother****ers!

View Quote Molly, your plan worked like a charm! Oh, I'm so happy! Later on, I'm gonna let you **** me in the mouth!

View Quote No wonder everyone hates you, I.S.R.A.E.L., you're so goddamn aggravating! I said destroy them, you ****ING IDIOT!

View Quote Playing hot potato just sucks without my beloved Hero. AND I LOVE HOT POTATO!