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Spanky Ham: Oh god, I was so scared. I mean, I wanted to go, "Whee, wee, wee, wee!", all the way home.
Ling-Ling: Do you think Jew Producer was telling truth? That I'm not really Pikachu?
Princess Clara: Never trust a Jew producer. I'm obviously a real Disney Princess. If I weren't, why would I be so much better than all you people and Foxxy?
Foxxy Love: Maybe the Jew Producer was tellin' the truth. I mean, Clara, you may look like a Disney princess, but how many Disney princesses have done the things you done done?
[cut to various shots of Clara doing un-princess-like things]
Foxxy Love: And how many times you seen Josie and the Pussycats do what I doed?
[cut to various shots of Foxxy doing things not befitting of Josie and the Pussycats]
Captain Hero: Now, Foxxy, let's not jump to any conclusions here.
Foxxy Love: C'mon, Captain Hero, how many real superheroes do you know that bang corpses?
Captain Hero: I don't know. Molly, how many superheroes HAVE you been with?
[cut to various shots of Molly in sexual encounters with various superheroes, the last one in which Batman can be seen fellating Robin on a toilet]
Foxxy: In fact, ain't no real cartoon characters would do any of the things we done doed!
Toot: Come to think of it, I don't behave anything like the real Betty Boop.
Xandir: [sighs] Please, Toot. We're trying to have a discussion here?
Spanky Ham: Yeah, really, Toot. Don't make this all about you.
Ling-Ling: She always does this.
Wooldoor: This is horrible! We're cancelled and fake! Just like my child support checks.
Spanky Ham: Oh, yeah, laugh it up, Wooldoor, but I.S.R.A.E.L.'s after us! No one can hide from I.S.R.A.E.L. What are we going to do?
Foxxy Love: You heard the Jew Producer, They want us dead because we's cancelled. So if we can get Drawn Together back on the air, we can save our asses!
Xandir: [scoffs] Yeah right, Foxxy. How you plan on doing that?
Foxxy Love: I don't know yet. But we can start with that girl who stole our timeslot. The Suck My Taint Girl. She sound like she could help.
[All talking at once]
Princess Clara: Well, I'm not fake. So I'm going back to my kingdom. You're all welcome to join me. My father, the king will keep us safe from I.S.R.A.E.L.
Xandir: I do like being safe.
Ling-Ling: Ling-Ling like safe too also.
Captain Hero: Molly and I always dreamed of going to Disneyworld.
Xandir: You said you'd take me to Disneyworld!
Spanky Ham: Well, like a colostomy bag, I'm on Foxxy's side. I liked being a reality TV star.
Wooldoor: Yeah! We need to get our show back. Otherwise, I'll have to go back to my old gig: exposing myself to children, and that union has THE worst health plan!
Xandir: Fine! Then I guess we are splitting up. How do we decide who gets the mystery van?
Toot: Later, ass-bags!

Spanky Ham : Oh god, I was so scared. I mean, I wanted to go, "Whee, wee, wee, wee!", all the way home. Ling-Ling : Do you think Jew Producer was telling truth? That I'm not really Pikachu? Princess Clara : Never trust a Jew producer. I'm obviously a real Disney Princess. If I weren't, why would I be so much better than all you people and Foxxy? Foxxy Love : Maybe the Jew Producer was tellin' the truth. I mean, Clara, you may look like a Disney princess, but how many Disney princesses have done the things you done done? [cut to various shots of Clara doing un-princess-like things] Foxxy Love : And how many times you seen Josie and the Pussycats do what I doed? [cut to various shots of Foxxy doing things not befitting of Josie and the Pussycats] Captain Hero : Now, Foxxy, let's not jump to any conclusions here. Foxxy Love : C'mon, Captain Hero, how many real superheroes do you know that bang corpses? Captain Hero : I don't know. Molly, how many superheroes HAVE you been with? [cut to various shots of Molly in sexual encounters with various superheroes, the last one in which Batman can be seen fellating Robin on a toilet] Foxxy : In fact, ain't no real cartoon characters would do any of the things we done doed! Toot : Come to think of it, I don't behave anything like the real Betty Boop. Xandir : [sighs] Please, Toot. We're trying to have a discussion here? Spanky Ham : Yeah, really, Toot. Don't make this all about you. Ling-Ling : She always does this. Wooldoor : This is horrible! We're cancelled and fake! Just like my child support checks. Spanky Ham : Oh, yeah, laugh it up, Wooldoor, but I.S.R.A.E.L.'s after us! No one can hide from I.S.R.A.E.L. What are we going to do? Foxxy Love : You heard the Jew Producer, They want us dead because we's cancelled. So if we can get Drawn Together back on the air, we can save our asses! Xandir : [scoffs] Yeah right, Foxxy. How you plan on doing that? Foxxy Love : I don't know yet. But we can start with that girl who stole our timeslot. The Suck My Taint Girl. She sound like she could help. [All talking at once] Princess Clara : Well, I'm not fake. So I'm going back to my kingdom. You're all welcome to join me. My father, the king will keep us safe from I.S.R.A.E.L. Xandir : I do like being safe. Ling-Ling : Ling-Ling like safe too also. Captain Hero : Molly and I always dreamed of going to Disneyworld. Xandir : You said you'd take me to Disneyworld! Spanky Ham : Well, like a colostomy bag, I'm on Foxxy's side. I liked being a reality TV star. Wooldoor : Yeah! We need to get our show back. Otherwise, I'll have to go back to my old gig: exposing myself to children, and that union has THE worst health plan! Xandir : Fine! Then I guess we are splitting up. How do we decide who gets the mystery van? Toot : Later, ass-bags!