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[Harry visits handicapped Lloyd at the asylum]
Harry: Anyway, you're in good hands here. So... take care, buddy.
[He walks off. Lloyd grunts]
Harry: [stops in his tracks] Lloyd, did you say something?
Lloyd: [barely audible] I got ya.
Harry: That's it, kid. You can do it. Come on! Come on, come on, come on! Spit it out!
Lloyd: [suddenly shouts in Harry's face] GOT YA!!!! [laughs]
Harry: [stammers] What?
Lloyd: [gets up from his wheelchair] You should see the look on your face! I got you so good!!!
Harry: Wait a second! Are you telling me that you were faking for 20 years?!
Lloyd: Uh-huh.
Harry: So you mean that you just wasted the best years of your life...
Lloyd: [scoffs] Out the window.
Harry: And you let me come here every Wednesday for like, 1,000 weeks, and it was all just for a gag!?
Lloyd: Uh-huh!
Harry: That's... awesome!


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