Lloyd: Hey, you guys wanna play "He Who Smelt It"?
Harry: Yeah.
Travis: What's that?
Lloyd: It's complicated, so pay attention. We put the windows up, first one who smells a fart gets a point. If you say who dealt it, double points.
Harry: But if you say you smelled a fart and nobody farted, like if we were just passing a slaughterhouse...
Lloyd: False fart!
Harry: ...you lose a point. And you can't smell your own farts, either.
Travis: What, are you guys kidding? No! No! I'm not gonna sit around sniffing you guys' farts like some kinda truffle pig! Forget it.
Harry: Okay, fine. Lloyd and I will play one-on-one.
Lloyd: Yeah, head-to-head.
Travis: How can you play one-on-one? If you smell a fart and you didn't do it, isn't it obvious the other guy did?
[Lloyd stares surprisingly at Travis]
Lloyd: I thought you said you never played before.
Harry: Yeah.
Travis: What's that?
Lloyd: It's complicated, so pay attention. We put the windows up, first one who smells a fart gets a point. If you say who dealt it, double points.
Harry: But if you say you smelled a fart and nobody farted, like if we were just passing a slaughterhouse...
Lloyd: False fart!
Harry: ...you lose a point. And you can't smell your own farts, either.
Travis: What, are you guys kidding? No! No! I'm not gonna sit around sniffing you guys' farts like some kinda truffle pig! Forget it.
Harry: Okay, fine. Lloyd and I will play one-on-one.
Lloyd: Yeah, head-to-head.
Travis: How can you play one-on-one? If you smell a fart and you didn't do it, isn't it obvious the other guy did?
[Lloyd stares surprisingly at Travis]
Lloyd: I thought you said you never played before.
Lloyd : Hey, you guys wanna play "He Who Smelt It"?
Harry : Yeah.
Travis : What's that?
Lloyd : It's complicated, so pay attention. We put the windows up, first one who smells a fart gets a point. If you say who dealt it, double points.
Harry : But if you say you smelled a fart and nobody farted, like if we were just passing a slaughterhouse...
Lloyd : False fart!
Harry : ...you lose a point. And you can't smell your own farts, either.
Travis : What, are you guys kidding? No! No! I'm not gonna sit around sniffing you guys' farts like some kinda truffle pig! Forget it.
Harry : Okay, fine. Lloyd and I will play one-on-one.
Lloyd : Yeah, head-to-head.
Travis : How can you play one-on-one? If you smell a fart and you didn't do it, isn't it obvious the other guy did?
[Lloyd stares surprisingly at Travis]
Lloyd : I thought you said you never played before.
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