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[Harry and Lloyd are walking to El Paso after their hearse got hit by a train; Harry is deaf]
Lloyd: [thinking Travis drove off on them] I can't believe that douchebag stole our hearse. I hope something really bad happens to him.
Harry: No, but I tried ostrich once.
Lloyd: [stops Harry] Harry, holy cow! I'm worried about you. [waves his hand over Harry's face] You're as deaf as a bat.
Harry: That's not exactly how it happened, Lloyd. Your mother got into bed with me.


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