Fangoria "Fanny" Gurkel quotes

View Quote D'you know our high school reunion's comin' up? Ten years... D'you know how depressing that is? D'you think I don't wanna slash my ****ing wrists when I think about that? Goddamn it!

View Quote Steven, you drive like my ****ing grandma! Wait... that's actually an insult because my grandma drives better than you do!

View Quote [Being thrown out for throwing a tantrum in a mall.] ****ing suburbanized shit!