Duplex quotes

41 total quotes

Alex Rose
Mrs. Connelly
Nancy Kendricks
Others

View Quote She just manipulated me somehow. She's very crafty. She's a crafty old... lady.

View Quote She puts on this sweet voice. "Nancy, could ya help meh, eh? I think I've found the leavings of a mouse!" Boo, hoo, hoo! As if she didn't know it was a raisin!

View Quote Upchuck is a delicacy for Little Dick. He's salivatin'.

View Quote Use some elbow grease.

View Quote We forgot to christen the apartment.

View Quote We'll finally be happy!

View Quote What was she doing?

View Quote You caught me. I can't help but sneak a **** once in a blue moon.

View Quote [after Alex spills the garbage on the stairway and, disgusted, holds up Mrs. Connelly's underwear with a paper towel roll] What in heaven's name are you doin' with me drawers!?

View Quote [Muffled sound of Mrs. Connelly's very loud TV] I saw myself in the mirror and I thought it was my mother's tush.

View Quote [Reading a dictionary entry] 'Macaw: any long tailed, brightly-colored parrot.' A macaw is a parrot, I knew it!