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(About Chris) He just needs a shave...
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(About Consuela) So she can liquefy her prey, wrapped alive...
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(About his father's gold) I knew he wasn't crazy!
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(After Mike has enquired about the alarming size of the arachnids): It's their diet. These have been growing in the pond for the last three days. (Mike: Crickets?) They're like, spider steroids.
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(As Mike leaves) When you come back next week they'll be twice as big as they are today!
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(Confronted by Conseula) I can't! It'll set off the gas! (Squirts perfume into Conseula's face) Mike, you saved us!
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(Faced with the truth of the 'invasion:') Giant spiders? What the Hell kind of bullshit is that? (A moment later) Oh my God, THEY'RE HERE! THEY'RE HERE!
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(First lines) Do you know fear? Have you ever had your heart beating in your chest so intensely... that you can't even breathe? This is a story of... monsters... hideous nightmares crawling in the night. I've seen them. I've seen them in visions. And you... will... too. (Laughs.) I know what you must be thinking, what's this crazy guy doing out here in this godforsaken landscape? Well, I'll tell you. For this is the only place in the country where I can tell the truth and they can't. Hit me.
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(First lines) Hello Mike.
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(First lines) You sure look like a pretty good engineerer.
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(Hysterical) They're here! They're here!
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(Last line, as he observes the empty tarantula cage) Where'd you go, little fella?
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(To Ashley) Who said it was OK to talk to your mother like that?
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(To Chris) Ten years, and you have not changed a bit.
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(To Deputy Pete) Something ate your cat? What do you think it was?