Epic Movie quotes
49 total quotesEdward
Lucy
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Lucy: I don't get it.
Man in "The Last Supper": You're all related! Brothers and sisters! You're a family, for Christ's sake! [Jesus rolls his eyes] Sorry.
Man in "The Last Supper": You're all related! Brothers and sisters! You're a family, for Christ's sake! [Jesus rolls his eyes] Sorry.
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Peter [to Lucy]: What are you doing?
Lucy: Willy told me he wanted his knob polished.
Susan: Dumbass.
Lucy: Willy told me he wanted his knob polished.
Susan: Dumbass.
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[as the White Bitch pulls up in her turbo sled] Whoa, Stifler's mom!
[unrated version] Whoa, MILF!
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Captain Jack Swallows: I'll get you for this... you... you... Bitch!
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[in his old age] Chuck Norris rules.
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Silas: (in Latin) Et tu, Brute? (English subtitles) I'm Rick James, bitch!
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White Bitch: Behold, my white castle. [she points to a White Castle restaurant across from them]
Edward: White Castle? I think I've been there before.
Edward: White Castle? I think I've been there before.
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Aslo: Have your Dr. Phil moment later. Now get outta here!
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Peter: [to Mystique] Would you like to come to the homecoming dance with me?
Mystique: As if.
Mystique: As if.
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White Bitch: This crystal will finally put an end to the resistance. I will start a series of earthquakes that will collapse all of Gnarnia and grow a new continent where only I and my followers will live.
Bink: Yo, Bitch, that's pretty much the plot of Superman Returns.
White Bitch: Pretty much, yeah.
Bink: Yo, Bitch, that's pretty much the plot of Superman Returns.
White Bitch: Pretty much, yeah.
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Lauren Conrad: Nice hair, Rogue. [Rogue touches her, causing her to fall to the ground, seemingly dead]
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Silas: (in Latin) Urts-hay oh-say ood-gay! (English subtitles) Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! (allegedly)
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Edward: I'm going to be a lucha libre wrestler!
Nacho Libre: You think you are better than the other orphans?
Nacho Libre: You think you are better than the other orphans?
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Willy: Children, do you wanna know what makes all my candy taste so special?
Edward: Uh-huh.
Willy: It's a special secret ingredient. It's real human parts. There's gonna be a little itty bitty piece of each and every one of you inside of the yummy yum candy, literally.
Edward: Uh-huh.
Willy: It's a special secret ingredient. It's real human parts. There's gonna be a little itty bitty piece of each and every one of you inside of the yummy yum candy, literally.