Clementine: You're not a stalker or anything, right?
Joel: I'm not a stalker. *You're* the one that talked to me, remember?
Clementine: That is the oldest trick in the stalker book.
Joel: Really? There's a stalker book? Great, I gotta read that one.
Joel: I'm not a stalker. *You're* the one that talked to me, remember?
Clementine: That is the oldest trick in the stalker book.
Joel: Really? There's a stalker book? Great, I gotta read that one.
Clementine : You're not a stalker or anything, right?
Joel : I'm not a stalker. *You're* the one that talked to me, remember?
Clementine : That is the oldest trick in the stalker book.
Joel : Really? There's a stalker book? Great, I gotta read that one.
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