Cooper quotes
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This isn't where I parked my car.
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Haha look at Jamie's penis!
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So, what's the etiquette on boners? Do I roll over and dig out a hole for it, or is it cool to just let my flag fly?
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Oh, here it is. Bratislava. Hmm. Capital of Slovakia. Oh, here's a fun fact. [Jamie looks up, interested] You made out with your sister, man!
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Hot European Sex!
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Later Bert, stay black bro
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(to Jenny) You're just a really cool dude with long hair.