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Evan: (sees a truck in his yard delivering another unordered shipment) Hey! Hey! Hey! (Pounds on window then runs outside) Whoa, whoa, whoa! What is going on?!
Mailman: I have a delivery for an Evan Baxter?
Evan: Uh, that's not mine. I didn't order that!
Mailman: I just deliver guy, okay? If you want to complain call our number. (gets into truck and the truck drives off without the shipment)
Evan: Hey wait! Listen! We're 4:16 not 6:14! You got the wrong house! YOU CAN'T LEAVE THAT THERE! (The mailman waves goodbye from the truck as it exits the driveway) LISTEN! LISTEN! THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A BROWN PATCH! I AM A U.S. CONGRESSMAN!!! (Glares after the truck)


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