Louis : Hold on. Okay, you know this is boring, and you just wanna go because you broke up with your stupid boyfriend and want to get away. Ren : And you just wanna stay here and sit on your stupid chair. Donnie : Do they have cable? Miles : Son, the beauty of Mandelino is there is no modern convenience of any kind. Donnie : Guys, this sounds kinda cool. I mean, I can run on the beach, get into football shape... Louis : Donnie, come on! You can run here and get in shape here. Please. Eileen : You know, Steve, this could be a wonderful family adventure. It could be everything we've been hoping for. Louis : No, Mom, listen... Listen, here's an adventure: You can stay here at home and give me breakfast and do my laundry, and that'll be an adventure. Dad, come on! Dad, listen. Dad... CAN SOMEBODY PUT A STOP TO THE MADNESS, PLEASE!

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