Ash Williams quotes
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So, what do you think, kid? (About the necklace he gives Linda)
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What do you say to some champaigne, huh, baby.
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After all, I'm a man and you're a woman... at least last time I checked.
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Hey! There's a...there's a tape recorder here.
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It's gone. The Sun's driven it away. (chuckles) Yeah, for now. I gotta blow outta here before night falls. (after the evil pushes him through the forest)
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I gotta keep from...Aagh! (realizing that the bridge is gone)
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I gotta keep a grip on myself here.
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Workshed! (after Linda's severed head bites his hand)
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You're going down!
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Alright, Okay!! (right before he cuts Linda's head in half with a chainsaw)
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I...I'm fine...I'm fine. (consoling himself after he finally kills Linda)
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I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound fine? (Ash's mirror image, trying to drive Ash insane)
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You...bas****! You dirty bas****! (to the evil)
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Give me back my hand. GIVE ME BACK MY HAAAAND!!! (after the evil possesses his hand)
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Uh-huh, that's right. Who's laughing now? Who's laughing now?! (right before he cuts off his hand)
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Here's your new home. (to his disembodied hand before putting a bucket on it)
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Gotcha, didn't I, you little sucker! (to his hand, whom he thinks he just shot with a shotgun)
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Me and ol' double barrel here will blow your butts to kingdom come!! See if we don't! (after the cabin floods itself with blood)
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I made a mistake...wait, wait!! No, I made a mistake! (after accidentally shooting Bobby Joe with a shotgun)
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Let me out!!! There's something down here!! Open those chains up!! ( trying to escape from the cellar after Henrietta pops out of the ground)
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There's something out there. That...that witch in the cellar is only part of it. It lives...out in those woods...in the dark. Something...something that's come back...from the dead. (about the evil)
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Nobody goes out that door! Not until daylight!! (after Bobby Joe turns histerical)
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I think...something...trying to force its way into our world. (about Professor Knowby, who is making noise to try to warn them)
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We'll all go in together. (realizing the source of the noise is coming from a room)
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(Shivers) [Annie Knowby: What is it?] Feels like...somebody just walked over my grave. Did you find it? (before he and Annie find a passage from the book about the Hero From the Sky, who also is Ash)
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No, you idiot! They'll kill us all. She's dead by now. Don't you understand? With these pages, at least we have a chance. (to Jake, who is desperate to find Bobby Joe)
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You're nuts. (to Jake when he tells Ash to move)
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You'll get us all killed! (after Jake keeps shouting Bobby Joe's names)
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Join Us! (to Annie while possessed)
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I'm alright now! That thing is gone! (to Annie, after he is freed from the evil)
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Damn it! I said I was alright!! Are you listening to me?! Do you here what I'm saying?! I'm alright!! I'm alright. (to Annie while she is attacking him with an axe)
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Then let's head down into that cellar, and carve ourselves a witch. (about Henrietta)
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Groovy.
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Those pages are down there somewhere.
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Let's go. (challenging Henrietta)
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Swallow this. (before killing Henrietta)
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Don't look, Annie! Finish the passages! Get rid of it!!
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You did it, kid. By God you- (to Annie, but interrupted when the door flies off into the portal)
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For God's Sake! How do you stop it?! (to himself while being sucked into the vortex)