Evolution quotes

View Quote Dr. Allison Reed: There's something I've been wanting to tell you, but I don't know exactly how.
Ira Kane: Well, we're all adults here, and we're all about to die a very horrible death anyway, so?
Reed: I would've rocked your world.
Kane: You already have.

View Quote Harry Block: Keep your chin up. You know she wanted to give you some, didn't you?
Ira Kane: Were you even in that courtroom?
Block: Getting barbecued like baby back ribs? It's all foreplay, baby.
Kane: [upon discovering that their lab's been ransacked] Oh, we've been hit!
Block: Forget the foreplay. We just got screwed!

View Quote Ira Kane: Ira Kane, head of the science department, Glen Canyon Community College.
Harry Block: Harry Block, United States Geological Survey.
Wayne Grey: Wayne Grey. Did some chemistry in high school.

View Quote [An alien fly is inside Harry Block and the surgeons debate on how to remove it]
Dr. Allison Reed: What do we do?
Dr. Paulson: We might have to amputate.
Nurse Tate: Saw.
Harry Block: Whoa, Doc, don't take my leg! Ira, don't let them take my leg.
Ira Kane: Isn't there anything else you can do? He thinks he's an athlete.
Nurse Tate: Wait, doctor, look.
Paulson: Ooh. [looks in bug inside, crawling] It's headed for his testicles.
Block: Take it, take it! Take the leg!!
Reed: Wait, wait, wait!
Block: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Reed: It's going the other way.
Paulson: Alright, give me some forceps. I might be able to catch it in his colon.
Reed: How are you going in?
Paulson: Rectally.
Harry: [squealing] NOOOO!
Tate: I'll get the lubricant.
Paulson: There's no time for lubricant.
Harry: THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT!!

View Quote [Ira and Harry see a unique organism.]
Ira Kane: Hey, cool. Snag one.
Harry Block: Snag one?
Kane: Yeah, snag one and put it in the bucket.
Block: I've seen this movie, the black dude dies first. You snag it.

View Quote [Wayne tries to get the alien's attention by saying "caw-caw" and "tookie tookie" repeatedly]
Harry Block: Wayne! I think we've established that "Ca-caw, ca-caw" and "Tookie, tookie" don't work.
Wayne Grey: Right. Sorry. [starts singing into the mike] You are so beautiful to me.
Ira Kane: Step back, Harry, I'm gonna shoot him.
Block: Uh-uh, stand down. I'm taking this one out myself.
Grey: You are so beautiful to me.
Block: Wayne, would you please stop? You're embarrassing me.