Carl Showalter quotes
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Would you crack the ****in' window open, man. You know, it's proven that second-hand smoke is, uh, carcin-... uh, you know, cancer related or something.
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Keep it still back there, lady, or else we're gonna have to, ya know, to shoot ya.
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Just in town on business. Just in and out. Ha. Just a little of the old in-and-out.
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[After Grimsrud has shot a cop right next to him] Whoa, daddy.
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You should have seen the other guy
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Shep! What the hell are you doing! I was bangin' that girl!
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Stay away from me, man! Hey, go smoke a ****in' peace pipe!