Jeff Spicoli quotes
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[to Mr. Hand] You dick!
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This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there.
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[driving and really stoned] People on 'ludes should not drive.
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[talking on the phone, hits his head with a shoe] That was my skull! I'm so wasted!
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Aloha, Mr. Hand.
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So what Jefferson was saying was "Hey! You know, we left this England place because it was bogus. So if we don't get some cool rules ourselves, pronto, we'll just be bogus too." Yeah?
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Mr Hand, do you have a guy like me in all your classes? You know, a guy you make an example of?
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Like I told the guy on ABC, danger is my business!