Fat Albert quotes

View Quote (repeated line) Everytime someone tells me they care about me, they wind up leaving me.

View Quote (repeated line) Guys, guys!

View Quote (repeated line) Hey, hey, hey!

View Quote (repeated line) I do not have a problem.

View Quote (repeated line) I know you don't know. I wasn't talkin' to you!

View Quote (repeated line) Mush Mouth says (then clarifies whatever was spoken)

View Quote (to Fat Albert and the Gang) Okay, other people can see you, too. That's good. I think.

View Quote Arthur: Yo! Nobody makes a fool out of Reggie except for Reggie.

View Quote Danielle: He better not be doing this again!

View Quote Original Fat Albert Theme: Hey, hey, hey! It's Faaat Albert! And I'm gonna sing a song for you. And we're gonna show you a thing or two. We'll have some fun now, me and all the gang. Learning from each other, while we do our thing. Singin': Na, na, na. Gonna have a good time. Hey, hey, hey! Na, na, na. Gonna have a good time. Hey, hey, hey! Na, na, na. Gonna have a good time. Hey, hey, hey!

Fat Albert Party Theme: (begins same as original theme song): Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey! It's Faaat Albert! (record scratches, begins new, hip-hop beat): D.J.: Come on, big fella, it's time to share. Bounce youre big belly up in the air. Hey Yo! Fat Albert: I'm gonna sing a song for you. And we're gonna show you a thing or two. (Reggie: Aren't you the hip-hop fool) We'll have some fun know, me and all the gang. Learning from each other, while we do our thang. Cosby Kids: Hey Yo! Big Al, he make you fell alright. Shake your body at the party that we're having tonight. Hey Yo! I know you wanna dance with us. Find a reason to jump around, move your stuff. Hey Yo! Ooh, ah, I like your style. Come on with me let's just break it down. Na, na, na, na, Na, na, na, na, We're gonna have a good time! Fat Albert: They call me Fat Albert, that's my name. And solvin' problems is my game. Now get jumping if you're feelin' what I'm sayin', no delayin'. Hey, hey, hey, man! I'm so happy, so glad. I wanna hug myself, Pinch myself, Look at me, I love myself. Since fat's where it's at I don't wanna get skinny. For what? I like the bigger heart that's within me! Cosby Kids: Hey Yo! Big Al, he make you fell alright. Shake your body at the party that we're having tonight. Hey Yo! I know you wanna dance with us. Find a reason to jump around, move your stuff. Hey Yo! Ooh, ah, I like your style. Come on with me let's just break it down. Na, na, na, na, Na, na, na, na, We're gonna have a good time! Mush Mouth: Hey, beba. (Hey, baby.) I gobe by da name of Mush Mouth. (I go by the name of Mush Mouth.) I don't know what I'm sayin'. But I know one thing, We making mell butta bubba. (Ya, bodies bounce.) Ba, ba-ba, ba-ba-ba bow butta. (B-b-b-bounce, but, uh) I so ba jang when I hold my thang. (So, I do my thang) Oh, but that was just thingamathing. (But that was just shakin' my thang) Na, na, na, na, na Cosby Kids: Na, na, na, na, na Hey Yo! Big Al, he make you fell alright. Shake your body at the party that we're having tonight. Hey Yo! I know you wanna dance with us. Find a reason to jump around, move your stuff. Hey Yo! Ooh, ah, I like your style. Come on with me let's just break it down. Na, na, na, na, Na, na, na, na, We're gonna have a good time!
Goin' To the Park: (the Gang starts beatboxing) Fat Albert: Goin' to the park just to have some fun. Waitin' on 2:30 just for our rerun. We want to solve problems, just me and my gang. (beatboxing pauses) (resumes) Fat Albert: Hey, you we doin' our thang! We doin' our thang, we doin' our thang! Gang: To the park! To the park!
Fat Albert Original Theme (Bad Version): Na, na, na Gonna have a bad time. Ha, ha, ha! Na, na, na Gonna have a bad time. Ha, ha, ha!

View Quote Store Clerk: I know big, and you my friend are big.

View Quote Bill: Pardon me, miss.
Doris: My name is Doris.
Bill: (pondering) Doris.
Rudy: That's a nice name.
(Gang agrees.)
Dumb Donald: I know a dog named Doris!

View Quote Bucky: What do we do now?
Dumb Donald: I don't know.
Bucky: I know you don't know. I wasn't talking to you.
Dumb Donald: I wasn't talking to you!
Bucky: Then who were you talking to?
Dumb Donald: I thought I was talking to her! (points to Doris)
Bill: Guys, guys!

View Quote Doris: (turns around and sees the Gang) Aah! Don't you guys make noise when you enter a room.
Fat Albert: Well, I never thought about that. We-we just enter. (shrugs shoulders)
Doris: Okay, here are your drinks. (places sodas on table, each takes can)
Rudy: Do you have a can opener?
Doris: The can opener's on the can.
(Albert pops top)
Gang: Ooh...
(Rudy pops top)
Gang: Aah...
(Each member begins to pop top rhythmically. They begin humming the Fat Albert Theme.)
Gang: (singing) Na, na ,na. Gonna have a good time (Fat Albert: Hey, hey hey!). Na, na, na. Gonna have a good time.
Doris: Stop! Stop! Hello? What are you doing?
Bill: Singin'.
Doris: I know you're singing, but aren't you gonna drink?
Fat Albert: Not unless somebody writes that we're thirsty.
Doris: Okay, forget the drinks.

View Quote Doris: Ooh! Cody, can I ask you a question? Do you see anyone?
Cody: I see you.
Doris: Anyone else?
(Fat Albert and Gang waves)
Cody: I see a bunch of bizarre-looking freaks.